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A Chinese family (Chu, Bu, Fu and Su) recently immigrated in the USA. To integrate better in the society, they have changed their names accordingly: Chu in Chuck, Bu in Buck. The Fu and Su sisters decided to return to China.
Here’s an image I didn’t want to have in my head…
Published Fri, Jan 27, 2006
The Associated Press
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OSLO, Norway (AP) – Health authorities expressed shock and disgust Friday over reports that employees at a hospital in southern Norway threw a party in a post-mortem room and covered an autopsy table with a white cloth and candles.
“This is unacceptable and unheard of,” Health Minister Sylvia Brustad told state broadcaster NRK. “It makes me sick.”
Management at the Fredrikstad hospital said it learned two weeks ago that employees had staged a Christmas celebration in the room where post-mortem examinations were performed.
NRK said the revelers had covered the autopsy table with a white table cloth, lit candles and decked it with beer bottles.
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One of the best funny videos i’ve ever seen…
What people are keeping as pets nowadays….
LISBON, Portugal (AP) – Police on Friday captured two crocodiles being kept as housepets in a house in southern Portugal, officials said.
The crocodiles, 18 years old, were living in a closed backyard in conditions similar to those of their natural habitat, the Nature and Environment protection branch of the Portimao police, who found the animals, said.
The German owner was charged with illegal possession of exotic animals. Under the Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species of Wild Flora and Fauna, crocodiles are protected species.
from MyWay
I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left
From this place
From Reuters:
KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) – Malaysia plans to send two teams of scientists to scour its southern rainforests and track down a huge ape said to have been spotted there, a government official said Friday.
“Bigfoot” fever has dominated Malaysian newspaper headlines for several weeks now, with several dramatic sightings of a hairy, gorilla-like creature reported in the thick forest in the southern state of Johor.
One local man said he saw a 10-foot (three meter) tall ape standing on two legs beside a river, according to one report.
“Yes, the state government has decided to send teams of scientists to try and track it,” said a state official who declined to be named. But he gave no further details.
From Craigslist a couple of days ago….
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Blowjob for Hedge Fund Help – w4m – 23
I am 23 years old; I have a BS, I am attractive, intelligent, hard working, but unemployed. If you can help me with an entry level job at a top hedge fund, i will provide you with a discreet blowjob every now and then. I am not interested in charity work, nor am I a prostitute or looking for a boyfriend or a sugar daddy. I need to pay rent in the big city and I am interested in succeeding in the hedge fund universe. I will work hard to prove my worth, however I just need help getting my foot in the door. If you can help me, shoot me an e-mail with your Company name and your position. It is my intention to keep this on the DL.
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/128724417.html
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nice way to look for a job …
Scientists at Syracuse University, recently describing for a British journal their study of body measurements of bats, found an inverse size relationship between a male bat’s brain and testicles. The researchers hypothesized that both sperm and brains are metabolically costly to produce, and in species with relatively stable monogamous relationships, brains are allowed to grow, but where females are promiscuous, males that do not overdevelop testicles get left out of the race to procreate. [News Limited (Sydney) (News.com.au), 12-7-05]
From http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/nw060108.html
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees “The President Must Die” written in urine across the snow. Well, old Bill is pretty pissed off.
He storms into his security staff’s headquaters and yells, “Somebody wrote a death threat in the snow on the front damn lawn! And they wrote it in urine! Son-of-a-bitch had to be standing right on the porch when he did it! Where were you guys?”
The security guys stay silent and stare ashamedly at the floor. Bill hollers, “Well dammit, don’t just sit there! Get out and FIND OUT WHO DID IT! I want an answer, and I want it TONIGHT!”
The entire staff immediately jumped up and raced for the exits. Later that evening, his chief security officer approaches him and says, “Well Mr. President, we have some bad news, and we have some really bad news. Which do you want first?”
Clinton says, “Oh Hell, give me the bad news first.” The officer says, “Well, we took a sample of the urine and tested it. The results just came back, and it was Al Gore’s urine.”
Clinton says, “Oh my god, I feel so … so betrayed! My own vice president! Damn. Well, what’s the really bad news?”
The officer replies, “Well, it’s Hillary’s handwriting.”
