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Free Sports Shoes

Posted on Monday 13 February 2006


AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Thousands of sports shoes washed up onto a Dutch island Friday after a passing container ship lost part of its cargo, attracting hundreds of local residents anxious to find their size.

Nine containers from the Hamburg-bound ship drifted ashore on the island of Terschelling after an overnight storm, packed with shoes, aluminum briefcases, toys and hamburgers.

Most containers remained sealed, Dutch evening paper Het Parool reported, and police were guarding their contents, although they turned a blind eye to any locals selecting a few shoes.

From Yahoo News

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Cockroaches and socialites

Posted on Monday 13 February 2006

“Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.”

Herb Caen

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Funny Looking Personal Computer

Posted on Monday 13 February 2006

Funny Personal Computer - PC

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Jesus

Posted on Sunday 12 February 2006

A drunk man is sitting on the sidewalk next to a bar. A stranger sees him and asks him if he needs help walking home. The drunk man answers:

- Hey! Do you know who I am ?

- No I don’t. Who are you ?

- I’m Jesus Christ, and I can proove it. Come with me.

They both enter the bar. The bartender sees them and shouts:

- Jesus, you again ?

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I’m not gay

Posted on Saturday 11 February 2006

I'm not gay

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Women held for carying human head

Posted on Saturday 11 February 2006


FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. - Airport baggage screeners found a human head with teeth, hair and skin in the luggage of a woman who said she intended to ward off evil spirits with it, authorities said Friday.

Myrlene Severe, 30, a Haitian-born permanent U.S. resident, was charged Friday with smuggling a human head into the U.S. without proper documentation.

Customs and Border Protection officials found the head Thursday, after Severe arrived at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport on a Lynx International Airlines flight from Cap Haitien, Haiti, said Barbara Gonzalez, a spokeswoman for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement in Miami.

“It still had teeth, hair and bits of skin and lots of dirt,” Gonzalez said.

Severe told authorities she had obtained the package in Haiti for “use as a part of her voodoo beliefs,” ICE Special Agent Erick Hernandez wrote in an affidavit in support of a criminal complaint.

“Severe also stated that the purpose of the package was to ward off evil spirits,” Hernandez wrote.

From Yahoo News

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Ooops - Bush Was Unaware The Microphone Was Still On

Posted on Saturday 11 February 2006


CAMBRIDGE, Md. - The eavesdropping tables were turned on
President Bush on Friday. The president apparently believed he was speaking privately when he talked about listening in without a warrant on domestic communications with suspected al-Qaida terrorists overseas. But reporters were the ones doing the listening in this time.

The incident happened at a House Republican retreat. After six minutes of public remarks by the president, reporters were ushered out. “I support the free press, let’s just get them out of the room,” Bush said, intending to speak behind closed doors with fellow Republicans and take lawmakers’ questions.

When reporters left, Bush spoke about the National Security Agency program that he authorized four years ago and which has drawn criticism from Democrats and Republicans alike.

However, the microphones stayed on for a few minutes. That allowed journalists back at the White House to eavesdrop on Bush’s defense of the eavesdropping. His private statements were basically no different from what he’s said in public.

“I want to share some thoughts with you before I answer your questions,” Bush began. “First of all, I expect this conversation we’re about to have to stay in the room. I know that’s impossible in Washington.”

He was right.

from Yahoo News

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Miracle lick makes cambodians line up

Posted on Friday 10 February 2006


Thousands of ill Cambodians are flocking to this northern village to be licked by a mystical cow named Preah who is curing their complaints, its owner has claimed.

Farmer Puch Pich said up to 400 people have been turning up daily for the past fortnight to be slobbered over, after the 13-month-old white beast apparently cured his wife Kong Mich of a chronic illness. They have been braving Cambodia?s notoriously bad rainy season roads to travel from around the kingdom, paying 500 riel per person for four licks on the limb or body part of their choice.

?The cow won?t lick people who don?t put in their money… and if he doesn?t think you believe in his powers, he won?t lick you either,? Puch Pich quipped.

Ros Sath, 68, told AFP that before he underwent the unconventional treatment he could barely walk a few metres thanks to a stiff leg. ?After the cow licked me four times I felt comfortable again and now I can walk 300 or 400 metres without getting exhausted,? he said. The curative powers of Preah - which means God in Khmer - were revealed when Kong Mich took the animal out to graze, said Puch Pich, who has owned the 325-dollar cow for five months.

?The cow was always wanting to lick my wife?s arms and legs and two months after he started, she completely recovered from an illness we?d spent a lot of money trying to fix,? he said amid the mayhem at his farm, about 90 kilometres north of Phnom Penh in Kampong Chhnang province.

The couple?s theory was first tested on a 72-year-old visually impaired woman from the village whom Puch Pich claimed regained her sight after four licks.

?Then the news really spread,? he told AFP. Some of the hundreds are bringing water for ?take away? licks, while others are taking grass it has touched while eating, hoping to boil up some of its magic.

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Strawberry-Flavoured Bananas

Posted on Thursday 9 February 2006


A US firm is planning to market strawberry-flavoured bananas.

Chiquita International is planning a range of new flavours because it reckons bananas are becoming boring.

It hopes the new range will command premium prices and draw in a new range of customers, reports Sky News.

The firm is refusing to say how the bananas will be changed, only that they will not be genetically modified.

Chief executive Fernando Aguirre said: “I have seen about eight and tasted four or five different types.”

“Now we need to find out from consumers if this is relevant and whether it is something they would like to see and be willing to pay for.”

The Cincinatti-based company plans to test the new, fruity flavours in Europe and America during the next year.

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Professional photographer

Posted on Wednesday 8 February 2006

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