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Driving In India

Posted on Saturday 29 April 2006

Funny Guy @ 11:39 am
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Air Force One Subject of Internet Hoax

Posted on Saturday 29 April 2006


WASHINGTON - A startling Internet video that shows someone spraying graffiti on President Bush’s jet looked so authentic that the Air Force wasn’t immediately certain whether the plane had been targeted.

It was all a hoax. No one actually sprayed the slogan “Still Free” on the cowling of Air Force One.

The pranksters responsible for the grainy, two-minute Web video ? employed by a New York fashion company ? revealed Friday how they pulled it off: a rented 747 in California painted to look almost exactly like Air Force One.

“I wanted to do something culturally significant, wanted to create a real pop-culture moment,” said Marc Ecko of Marc Ecko Enterprises. “It’s this completely irreverent, over-the-top thing that could really never happen: this five-dollar can of paint putting a pimple on this Goliath.”

The video shows hooded graffiti artists climbing barbed-wire fences and sneaking past guards with dogs to approach the jumbo jet. They spray-paint a slogan associated with free expression.

After the video began circulating on the Web on Tuesday, the Air Force checked to see whether the plane had been vandalized.

“We’re looking at it, too,” said Lt. Col. Bruce Alexander, a spokesman for the Air Mobility Command’s 89th Airlift Wing, which operates Air Force One. “It looks very real.”

Alexander later confirmed that no such spray-painting had occurred.

Ecko acknowledged Friday that his company had rented a 747 cargo jet at San Bernardino’s airport and covertly painted one side to look like Air Force One. Employees signed secrecy agreements and worked inside a giant hangar until the night the video was made. Ecko declined to say how much the stunt cost.

“It’s not cheap,” he said. “You have to be rich.”

From Yahoo News

Hoax Video - http://www.stillfree.com

You can download the video by clicking here

Funny Guy @ 1:51 am
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Kindergarten test

Posted on Friday 28 April 2006

Some kindergarten kids were asked:

To which direction is the bus heading?

Funny bus - kindergarten test

Do you know the answer ?

There are only 2 possible answers : left and right.

Think. You still don’t know the answer?

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OK. I will tell you. The kindergarten kids have answered “left”.

When asked why, they said:

- Because you can’t see the doors.

Feeling kinda stupid right now, huh ? I know, me too.

dumb funny picture

Funny Guy @ 1:34 am
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Yo Mama Jokes

Posted on Tuesday 25 April 2006

As if there aren’t enough of them around…still funny though
Here we go:

- Yo mama’s so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

- Yo mama’s so stupid that she sits on the TV and watches the couch!

- Yo mama’s so stupid she tripped on a cordless phone.

- Yo mama’s so fat that when she steped on to the scale it said TO BE CONTINUED

- Yo mama’s so fat you have to take the train to get on her good side!

- Yo mama’s so stupid she has a peephole in her glass door!

- Yo mama’s so stupid that when you tell her its chilly outside, she brings out a bowl!

- Yo mama’s so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”

- Yo mama’s so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

- Yo mama’s so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

- Yo mama’s so black she went to the night school and was marked absent!

- Yo mama’s so short she does backflips under the bed.

- Yo mama’s so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

- Yo mama’s so stupid, she failed a survey.

- Yo mama’s so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

- Yo mama’s so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample.

Funny Guy @ 1:19 pm
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Phony doctor giving free breast exams

Posted on Sunday 23 April 2006

I wonder who’d fall for this…


MIAMI (Reuters) - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff’s Office and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman’s apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff’s spokesman said.

The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.

“He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams,” sheriff’s spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.

At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.

Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.

From Yahoo News

Funny Guy @ 1:26 am
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Bad kitty - stop teasing the dog

Posted on Friday 21 April 2006

bad kitty funny picture

Funny Guy @ 1:32 pm
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Future Of Google

Posted on Wednesday 19 April 2006

I wouldn’t be surprised to see something like this in a couple of years… Google already knows what’s in our computer through Google Desktop, it might as well know what’s in our fridge (or even worse, under the bed) . Props to mnz | psihopatu? din ?96 where I found the pic.
The future of google - funny picture

Funny Guy @ 10:11 am
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Man Trading Up From Paper Clip to House

Posted on Sunday 16 April 2006


Kyle MacDonald had a red paper clip and a dream: Could he use the community power of the Internet to barter that paper clip for something better, and trade that thing for something else ? and so on and so on until he had a house?

After a cross-continental trading trek involving a fish-shaped pen, a town named Yahk and the Web’s astonishing ability to bestow celebrity, MacDonald is getting close. He’s up to one year’s free rent on a house in Phoenix.

Not a bad return on an investment of one red paper clip. Yet MacDonald, 26, vows to keep going until he crosses the threshold of his very own home, wherever that might be.

“It’s totally overwhelming, I’m not going to lie,” he said by phone from Montreal, where he and his girlfriend, Dominique Dupuis, live with two roommates. “But I’m still trading for that house. It’s this obsessive thing.”

The story begins last July.

MacDonald had spent years backpacking, delivering pizzas and working other part-time jobs, suiting his jack-of-all-trades, restless nature. He paid his $300 share of the rent by occasionally promoting products at trade shows.

But he yearned for one piece of settled-down adulthood: a house, which he knew he could not afford.

It’s clear, however, that MacDonald has a knack for promotion. Asked what he had talked up at all those trade shows, MacDonald slipped right into his spiel for the employer, TableShox.com. “You ever sat at a wobbly table at a restaurant?” he said.

Beyond a gift for advertising table stabilizers, he’s a geography buff, keeps a blog and writes short stories. Random interactions with strangers and the rich kitsch of North Americana provide his favorite material.

Put it all together, and you have the outline of MacDonald’s quest.

He advertised it in the barter section of Craigslist.org, the Web site teeming with city-specific listings for everything from job openings to apartment rentals. At first, MacDonald said merely that he wanted something bigger or better for his red paper clip. No mention of a house ? he feared seeming flaky.

While he was visiting his hometown of Vancouver, British Columbia, two women gave him a fish-shaped pen for the paper clip.

Later that day, MacDonald headed to Seattle to catch a ballgame and a flight home. Before the airport, though, he stopped to see Annie Robbins, an artist who had just stumbled upon the Craigslist barter section. She admired its anticonsumerist vibe, she said, so she answered MacDonald’s posting “on a lark.”

MacDonald left her home the proud owner of a small ceramic doorknob with a smiley face, made by the son of an artist Robbins knows.

Next up was Shawn Sparks, who was packing up to move from Amherst, Mass., to Alexandria, Va. Sparks, 35, is a huge fan of Craigslist barters, having acquired his 1993 Chevy Blazer in a trade for a used laptop.

Sparks offered MacDonald a Coleman camping stove. Sparks had two, and didn’t want to lug both on his move. And he needed a new knob for his espresso machine.

Done. The men celebrated with a barbecue at Sparks’ house.

MacDonald gave the camping stove to a Marine sergeant at Camp Pendleton, Calif., getting a generator in return.

East again. MacDonald swapped the generator for an “instant party package” ? an empty beer keg, a neon Budweiser sign and a promise to fill the keg ? proferred by a young man in Queens, New York City.

Before the trade, MacDonald left the generator in storage in his hotel. When he went to claim it, he was told it had been confiscated by the fire department because it was leaking gas.

“If there was ever a movie based on all that, that would be the closest to losing it all,” he said, recalling his anguish.

But more on movies later.

MacDonald reclaimed the generator by tracking it to a firehouse in lower Manhattan, where he got a Tootsie Pop from the crew and petted their Dalmatian.

The beer package went to a Montreal disc jockey, in exchange for a snowmobile.

Here’s where the project’s grassroots purity may have gotten compromised. MacDonald’s blog, http://oneredpaperclip.blogspot.com, was attracting attention, and MacDonald was invited onto Canadian television. Our wandering man was asked if there was anywhere he wouldn’t go to trade the snowmobile.

An obscure place came to mind, so he spit it out: Yahk, a hamlet in the Canadian Rockies.

Some publicity-seeking ensued. A snowmobiling magazine offered an expense-paid trip to Yahk in exchange for the snowmobile. The trip went to Bruno Taillefer, Quebec manager for the supply company Cintas Corp. He got headquarters to let him give MacDonald a 1995 Cintas van that he had been planning to sell.

MacDonald gave the van ? stripped of Cintas logos ? to a musician seeking to haul gear. In turn, the musician, who works at a Toronto recording studio, arranged a recording contract, with studio time and a promise to pitch the finished product to music executives.

MacDonald handed the contract to Jody Gnant, a singer in Phoenix who owns a duplex.

And that is how Kyle MacDonald has turned a paper clip into a year of shelter in the desert.

Where it goes now, who knows. He says he has offers from Hollywood studios to turn his story into a film.

But he pledges not to accept gifts or overly lopsided trades that would undermine the peer-to-peer joy that he says has animated his journey. Asked what he has learned from all this, he responded:

“If you say you’re going to do something and you start to do it, and people enjoy it or respect it or are entertained by it, people will step up and help you.”

From Yahoo News

Funny Guy @ 10:25 pm
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$218 Trillion Phone Bill

Posted on Monday 10 April 2006


KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A Malaysian man said he nearly fainted when he recieved a $218 trillion phone bill and was ordered to pay up within 10 days or face prosecution, a newspaper reported Monday.Yahaya Wahab said he disconnected his late father’s phone line in January after he died and settled the 84 ringgit ($23) bill, the New Straits Times reported.

But Telekom Malaysia later sent him a 806,400,000,000,000.01 ringgit ($218 trillion) bill for recent telephone calls along with orders to settle within 10 days or face legal proceedings, the newspaper reported.

It wasn’t clear whether the bill was a mistake, or if Yahaya’s father’s phone line was used illegally after after his death.

“If the company wants to seek legal action as mentioned in the letter, I’m ready to face it,” the paper quoted Yahaya as saying. “In fact, I can’t wait to face it,” he said.

Yahaya, from northern Kedah state, received a notice from the company’s debt-collection agency in early April, the paper said. Yahaya said he nearly fainted when he saw the new bill.

Government-linked Telekom Malaysia Bhd. is the country’s largest telecommunications company.

A company official, who declined to be identified as she was not authorized to speak to the media, said Telekom Malaysia was aware of Yahaya’s case and would address it. She did not provide further details.

From Yahoo News

Funny Guy @ 5:45 am
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Blondes

Posted on Saturday 8 April 2006

A blonde driving a convertible passes near a corn field. She sees in the corn field another blonde in a boat, paddling. She quickly stops the car and furiously shouts:

- You idiot, blondes like you are the reason why people make fun of us. I’d come over there and teach you a lesson, but you’re lucky I can’t swim!

Funny Guy @ 3:35 am
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