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Here’s a very funny ad that shows what happens if you are too impulsive.

George Bush Quotes:

Chew before you swallow.
On TV, about his passing out eating a pretzel

History is moving, and it will tend toward hope, or tend toward tragedy.

I think we agree, the past is over.
On his meeting with John McCain, Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000

Whether we bring our enemies to justice or bring justice to our enemies, justice will be done.

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.

Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?

There’s an old saying in Tennessee ? I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee ? that says, fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me ? you can’t get fooled again.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

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(CBS4) DENVER A baby boy was born late last Friday night at Presbyterian/St. Luke’s Medical Center in Denver, about 2 months after his twin brother was born. Adam Rudd was born in May because of an infection in the womb.

Doctors used a process called delayed interval delivery to keep Jayson Rudd in his mother’s womb a couple months longer until Friday night.

The twins’ weight is only a few ounces apart. The babies mother and father told CBS4 that Jayson is much fuller than his older twin.

“Nine and a half weeks they haven’t been together,” Darren Rudd, the twins’ father said. “Hopefully they get along.”

Both babies were healthy over the weekend. The parents were hoping to get the boys back to together on Monday.
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from CBS4 Denver

I’ve just found this picture and it’s very recent – billboard is still up at this moment. A woman named Emily from Jersey discovered that her husband Steven is cheating with her best friend. Unlike other women, she took stand and started to get back on Steven. Way to go Emily! More details on her blog, That Girl Emily

This billboard is up for 14 days near Steven’s office.

More details about the picture here

later edit: It’s confirmed, it’s a viral ad. Nobody knows for what though at this time. It was pretty catchy, so the whole thing was a struck of genius if you ask me.

On July 13th I uploaded to funnymos.com some George Bush videos with funny things he said in interviews and so on.

When I loaded the page for the first time after I uploaded the video, here’s what I got in the right side. I want to mention that the images in the right side are randomly chosen from a list of more than 30 images. Even the script that randomly generates the images knew that this post was about George Bush

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman?s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.
He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers.
The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than ?going blind!?)

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time?
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let?s just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband?s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England – but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception:
Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only ?in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.?
(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)

Banging your head against a wall uses
150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times it?s own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated? from drinking little bottles of ????
(Did the govt. pay for this research??)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)

An ostrich?s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish don?t have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)

And, the best for last?..
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(Do you think they have bad breath?)

From Rose DesRochers.

“(AP) DALLAS A patient who was wearing an oxygen mask tried to light a cigarette in his hospital room, sparking a fire that forced the evacuation of more than 100 patients, destroyed the room and melted medical equipment, officials said.

A nurse at Methodist Dallas Medical Center rescued the man from his burning bed shortly after the Thursday night blaze started. He suffered serious burns and was taken to the burn unit another Dallas hospital, but no one else was hurt, hospital officials said.

“He somehow got the strength to smoke a cigarette with a nonremovable mask,” Dallas Fire-Rescue Capt. Paul Martinez said. “I don’t know how he did it, but he did it.”

Hospital sprinklers kept the blaze mostly in one room, said fire Lt. Joel Lavender.
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From WCBSTV

Bike Mania 3 – On Ice is the third version of the very successful motorcycle flash game. Great balancing skills are needed to finish the game successfully. Waiting for your scores

Click here to play: Bike Mania 3 On Ice

A radio station was running a competition – words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.

DJ: “96 FM here, what’s your name?”

Caller: “Hi, my name’s Dave.”

DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?”

Caller: “Goan… spelt G-O-A-N pronounced ‘go-an’.”

DJ: “You are correct, Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”

Caller: “Goan fuck yourself!”

The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:

DJ: “96 FM, what’s your name?”

Caller: “Hi, me name’s Jeff.”

DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?”

Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.”

DJ: “You are correct, Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”

Caller: “Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!”