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His name is Vitas and he’s a singer, composer, actor and fashion designer from Russia. His impressive high pitch voice and brilliant songs have amazed the world.
His voice, face expressions and overall presence is captivating……Then there’s the actual melody and instrumentation, seductive and beautiful. This song is called ?nepa Norm (Opera 2).
?Stupidity is the devil. Look in the eye of a chicken and you’ll know. It’s the most horrifying, cannibalistic, and nightmarish creature in this world.?
-Werner Herzog
Nike always knew how to promote themselves with great funny ads. Two new ads for Nike Shox below.
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?”
In 2002, as a result of Richard Wiseman’s research this became the funniest joke in the whole world. At that time, the joke was submitted by Gurpal Gosall, of Manchester, England.
Success in business – a matter of priorities – a very funny financial newspaper ad.
10 Reasons why us romanians can?t be terrorists:
1. 8:45 am is too early for us to be up.
2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we?re there.
6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
9. We can?t keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
10. We would have put our country?s flag on the windshield
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Police in Poland have launched a nationwide hunt for a man who farted loudly when asked what he thought of the president.
Hubert Hoffman, 45, was charged with “contempt for the office of the head of state” for his actions after he was stopped by police in a routine check at a Warsaw railway station.
He complained that under President Lech Kaczynski and his twin brother Jaroslaw, the country was returning to a Communist style dictatorship.
When told to show more respect for the country’s rulers, he farted loudly and was promptly arrested.
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