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Sat nav driver’s car hit by train

Posted on Thursday 24 May 2007

What sort of driver are you if you leave your car on the railway just because your satellite navigation device doesn’t tell you that there’s a railway there ?


driverA 20-year-old student’s car was wrecked by a train after she followed her sat nav system onto a railway track.

Paula Ceely, was driving her Renault Clio from Redditch, Worcestershire, to see her boyfriend at his parents’ home in Carmarthenshire for the first time.

She was trying to cross the line in the dark when she heard a train horn, realised she was on the track, and the train smashed into the car.

Transport police said drivers must take care with satellite navigation.

“I put my complete trust in the sat nav and it led me right into the path of a speeding train,” she said.

“The crossing wasn’t shown on the sat nav, there were no signs at all and it wasn’t lit up to warn of an oncoming train.

“Obviously I had never done the journey before so I was using the sat nav – completely dependent on it,” she said.

“I came to this crossing at Ffynongain and there was like a metal gate, which looked like just a normal farmers’ gate with a red circle on it

“I thought it was a dead end at first and then there was a little sign saying, if the light is green, open the gates and drive through.

“So I opened the gate, drove forward, closed the gate behind me and then went to go and open the gate in front of me.

“Then I heard this train and I noticed train tracks. It was only then that I did realise I was on a train crossing.

“I just stood back and I just watched this train come in front of me.

“I could feel the air just pass me and then my car just did a 360 degree turn on the tracks and was knocked to the other side.”

She said her initial thought when she heard the horn had been to get into her car and move it.

“It was so quick that if I had done that, I would have been in the car when it was hit,” she said.

‘Really lucky’

Ms Ceely said she had been “really lucky”.

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Funny Guy @ 8:08 am
Filed under: Dumbass Detected
Funny Cosmote Ad

Posted on Tuesday 22 May 2007

You know all those funny pictures that you saw over the time on the internet, maybe on funnymos, maybe somewhere else?

Well, someone thought of creating a viral ad from characters in such memorable pictures. The ad is for a mobile phone offer with MMS at the price of SMS and it’s pure genius. Here it is:

Funny Guy @ 1:57 pm
Filed under: Funny Videos
Bloons

Posted on Friday 18 May 2007

Bloons is a very addictive flash puzzle game that will test your balloon poppin’ skills. You can play 50 levels of pure puzzle fun, but be warned, getting through the last levels can drive you crazy :)

Click here to play: Bloons

A game from Ninja Kiwi

Funny Guy @ 7:48 am
Filed under: Funny Flash Games
Got Guano ?

Posted on Friday 11 May 2007

BatBALLSTON SPA, New York (AP) – An upstate New York couple didn’t think a few bats in the attic were much of a problem when they were buying a house last summer.

Months later, they found out how wrong they were – when they discovered more than a ton-and-a-half of bat droppings up there.

Nick LaBoda and Jenna Caputo say a home inspector informed them about the bats. They called an exterminator, who told them to wait awhile before removing the bats because the babies were too young to fly.

Then they forgot about the bats – until they smelled a foul odor in January. When they checked the attic, they found dead bats and piles of guano.

An exterminator says hundreds of bats had been living in the attic, leaving behind 3,500 pounds of droppings.

It cost $25,000 to clean up the mess, and the couple’s insurance company wouldn’t cover it. They’re fighting it out in court.

Funny Guy @ 8:57 am
Filed under: Weird News
Online Arkanoid

Posted on Thursday 3 May 2007

Arkanoid is one of the most popular games EVER. You can play it online on funnymos by clicking the link below.

Click here to play: Arkanoid

Funny Guy @ 6:30 am
Filed under: Funny Flash Games