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Bingo Jokes

Q: How do you play Taliban Bingo?
A: B-52, F-15, B-1…

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Q: How many bingo jokes does it take to distract a guy with just one block missing?
A: Well, you can try that one joke where all you have to do is shout “BINGO” in his ear…

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Q: What is that one thing that blonds are always waiting for in a bingo game?
A: “FREE SPACE”

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A the psychology university the teacher that just finished a long lecture about mental health wanted to do a quick oral quiz for the students. The course was about the manic depression so the question of the teacher was: What diagnose would you give to a person that sits quietly and minds his own business calmly and after that all of a sudden it start swearing the next minute all over the place?

The answer coming from a young student that just raised her hand was: “Bingo Player”.

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A wife arrives at home at 3 am. Her husband manages to notice that she is wearing a big diamond ring on her finger, so he asks her how she managed to get that ring. She replies: I won while playing bingo. Please go and fix me the bath tub since I need to relax now.

The next day the same story repeats only that this time she came home with a big and glamorous fur coat. She says Bingo again and then asks for a bath.

The third night the wife comes home with a brand new convertible sports car and she says: “Can you believe it, I managed to win once again at bingo, can you please run me a bath?” She takes off her clothes, goes to the bathroom and she sees that there is only 1 inch of water in the bathtub and asks her husband why there is so little water.

He then answers: “I didn’t want your bingo card to get wet!”

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The wife comes home from another bingo session and said to her husband: “The car doesn’t starts, but I know exactly where the problem is”. She then said that there is water in the carburetor.

The husband asked her: “How are you able to tell that since you probably don’t even know where the carburetor is, it could be any other problem, like the battery”.

She replied: “I’m sure it’s the water from the carburetor”

“Okay, I’ll go have a look, but where can I find the car?”

“In the lake, I was one number away from bingo and went nuts”.


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One Response to “Bingo Jokes”

  1. gary Says:

    funny

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