britney spears“I always listen to ‘NSYNC’s Tearin’ Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra.”

“Marry Prince William? I’d love that. Who wouldn’t want to be a princess?”

“I like to poo.”

“I’m rich, freakin’ rich. It’s crazy.”

“I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt.”

“I always call my cousin because we’re so close. We’re almost like sisters, and we’re also close because our moms are sisters.”

“I’m famous, but I’m not famous like freaking Brad Pitt or Jennifer Aniston.”

“I performed at Mom and Dad’s party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song and I peed myself.”

“I get to go to alot over overseas places, like Canada.”

“Where the hell is Australia anyway?”

“I like most of the places I’ve been to, but I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don’t like eating fish, and I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”

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14 Comments

  1. normally i would not belive that people are that dumb but then i ment my ex wife (she is 30 and has failed the ca state written drivers test 8 times)

    Jay
  2. lOOOOOl That was fun to read… Well why doesnt she write her own lyrics so that we can have a great deal of fun whilst listenin then… 😀

    Aephqan
  3. Britney again proving she’s the best and smarter than even some internet posters.

    zeezee
  4. Britney Sold FAR more records in her first 3 years than Lady Gaga did her her first 3.

    Her 1st hit sold 10 million copies in the first 47 weeks. At nearly 3 years Lady Gaga still hasn’t cracked 9 million for poker face.

    Just saying.

    zeezee
  5. It’s kind of cool that she was smart enough to by a 19 million dollar home that’s 20,000 square feet, and still be worth over 100 million dollars.

    My favorite one of these lines from her is

    “I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt.”

    zeezee

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