“I always listen to ‘NSYNC’s Tearin’ Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra.”
“Marry Prince William? I’d love that. Who wouldn’t want to be a princess?”
“I like to poo.”
“I’m rich, freakin’ rich. It’s crazy.”
“I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt.”
“I always call my cousin because we’re so close. We’re almost like sisters, and we’re also close because our moms are sisters.”
“I’m famous, but I’m not famous like freaking Brad Pitt or Jennifer Aniston.”
“I performed at Mom and Dad’s party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song and I peed myself.”
“I get to go to alot over overseas places, like Canada.”
“Where the hell is Australia anyway?”
“I like most of the places I’ve been to, but I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don’t like eating fish, and I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”
April 13th, 2008 at 2:32 am
LOL!
September 18th, 2008 at 9:11 am
God.
December 15th, 2008 at 10:06 am
uhh , good grief !
March 17th, 2009 at 9:27 am
Someone please tell me this is a joke.
October 27th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
are u serious?
February 17th, 2010 at 10:20 am
normally i would not belive that people are that dumb but then i ment my ex wife (she is 30 and has failed the ca state written drivers test 8 times)
September 5th, 2010 at 6:33 am
lOOOOOl That was fun to read… Well why doesnt she write her own lyrics so that we can have a great deal of fun whilst listenin then…
February 21st, 2011 at 7:55 pm
Britney again proving she’s the best and smarter than even some internet posters.
February 21st, 2011 at 7:57 pm
Britney Sold FAR more records in her first 3 years than Lady Gaga did her her first 3.
Her 1st hit sold 10 million copies in the first 47 weeks. At nearly 3 years Lady Gaga still hasn’t cracked 9 million for poker face.
Just saying.
February 21st, 2011 at 7:57 pm
WOW, Britney is HOT!!
DID I SAY THAT?
WOW
AGAIN
WOW
February 21st, 2011 at 7:59 pm
It’s kind of cool that she was smart enough to by a 19 million dollar home that’s 20,000 square feet, and still be worth over 100 million dollars.
My favorite one of these lines from her is
“I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt.”
February 21st, 2011 at 8:00 pm
typo – “Buy”, not “by”
can we have editing please?
June 21st, 2011 at 6:34 am
this is so amuzing. this cant be real
January 1st, 2012 at 7:21 pm
lol this is what she calls joke. She went to Japan and Australia many times.