“I always listen to ‘NSYNC’s Tearin’ Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra.”
“Marry Prince William? I’d love that. Who wouldn’t want to be a princess?”
“I like to poo.”
“I’m rich, freakin’ rich. It’s crazy.”
“I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt.”
“I always call my cousin because we’re so close. We’re almost like sisters, and we’re also close because our moms are sisters.”
“I’m famous, but I’m not famous like freaking Brad Pitt or Jennifer Aniston.”
“I performed at Mom and Dad’s party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song and I peed myself.”
“I get to go to alot over overseas places, like Canada.”
“Where the hell is Australia anyway?”
“I like most of the places I’ve been to, but I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don’t like eating fish, and I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”
April 13th, 2008 at 2:32 am
LOL!
September 18th, 2008 at 9:11 am
God.
December 15th, 2008 at 10:06 am
uhh , good grief !
March 17th, 2009 at 9:27 am
Someone please tell me this is a joke.
October 27th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
are u serious?
February 17th, 2010 at 10:20 am
normally i would not belive that people are that dumb but then i ment my ex wife (she is 30 and has failed the ca state written drivers test 8 times)