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Texan tries to cash $360bn cheque, gets arrested
) A man in the US state of Texas has been arrested for allegedly trying to cash a cheque for $360bn (£182bn).
Charles Ray Fuller had said he wanted to start a record business, authorities in the state said.
The 21-year-old’s attempt to cash the money in a bank in Fort Worth failed when staff spotted the 10 […]
Girl Scouts Ripped Off By Con Artists
) Thieves get cookies, $93.50 in change; victimized troop gets $100 donated
WESTMINSTER, Colo. - A pair of con artists ripped off a Girl Scout group when they exchanged a fake $100 bill for cookies, police said.
The unknown couple handed over the bill Friday night at a supermarket, telling the girls it had been washed when asked […]
Youth suspended over sketch of gun
Officials say drawing by teen ‘absolutely considered a threat’
A 13-year-old boy has been suspended for three days by an Arizona public school because he sketched a picture that resembled a gun, something school officials said they “absolutely” believed could pose a threat.
“My son is a very good boy,” Paul Mosteller told the television station. “He […]
Full swimming pool stolen
Burglary at a whole new level….
“PATERSON, New Jersey (AP) — Daisy Valdivia is annoyed that someone stole her backyard pool — and baffled at how they did it without leaving behind a splash, drip or trace of the 1,000 gallons of water it contained.
Valdivia awoke to find her family’s hip-high, inflatable, 10-foot diameter swimming pool […]
iDrop
What do you do after waiting hours or days in line to get an iPhone ? If you’re like this guy, you could open the case like an idiot and drop the iPhone on concrete. He was probably very anxious to see it…
Bush’s watch getting stolen ?
Watch closely Bush’s arm and watch. They claim that the watch dropped and was recovered by a bodyguard, but it’s a bit odd that it dropped just when someone was “shaking his hand”, isn’t it ?
Sat nav driver’s car hit by train
) What sort of driver are you if you leave your car on the railway just because your satellite navigation device doesn’t tell you that there’s a railway there ?
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A 20-year-old student’s car was wrecked by a train after she followed her sat nav system onto a railway track.
Paula Ceely, was driving her Renault Clio from […]
Darwin Awards 2006
) The 2006 Darwin Awards were voted!
Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.
Darwin Award winners eliminate themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species’ chances of long-term survival.
From this year’s most voted candidates:
First place:
August brings us […]
The Idiot Test Part 2
How smart are you ?
via PatrateluRosu
PlayStation 3 Frenzy
Q: What is 10 km. long and never had sex?
A: The line for PS3
supadupagama writes:
Nine days until Sony?s PlayStation 3 launches in America, and lines are already forming.
A CAG forumer went to Best Buy this morning and saw about 7 people waiting outside. He went inside and one of the workers told him that they […]