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		<title>Large Hadron Collider Live Webcams</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 18:55:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Driving under the influence&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 12:47:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; of Gilmore Girls?
AUGUSTA, Maine â€” Maine state police say a Kentucky motorist had an excuse when she was stopped because she watching a TV show while driving on I-95.
Spokesman Steve McCausland says the motorist told a trooper that she was tired and was watching the &#8220;Gilmore Girls&#8221; on her laptop computer to stay awake.
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<p><img align="left" class="img2" src="http://www.funnymos.com/images/gilmore-girls.jpg" alt="gilmore girls" />AUGUSTA, Maine â€” Maine state police say a Kentucky motorist had an excuse when she was stopped because she watching a TV show while driving on I-95.</p>
<p>Spokesman Steve McCausland says the motorist told a trooper that she was tired and was <strong>watching the &#8220;Gilmore Girls&#8221; on her laptop computer to stay awake</strong>.</p>
<p>Trooper Tim Marks was stationed at the Gardiner toll plaza making sure drivers were were wearing seat belts when he saw the motorist pass through with her laptop open over the Fourth of July weekend.</p>
<p>The motorist, who was not identified, did not receive a citation for her actions. Maine law prohibits motorists from watching television while driving, but the statute is vague when it comes to other electronic components like a computer.</p>
<p>Source: <a target="_blank" href="http://www.seacoastonline.com/">Seacoast Online</a></p>
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		<title>Stealing From Girl Scouts</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 18:05:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Texan tries to cash $360bn cheque, gets arrested</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 16:28:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man in the US state of Texas has been arrested for allegedly trying to cash a cheque for $360bn (Â£182bn).
Charles Ray Fuller had said he wanted to start a record business, authorities in the state said.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="img2" src="http://www.funnymos.com/images/360bn.jpg" alt="360 billion cheque" />A man in the US state of Texas has been arrested for allegedly trying to cash a cheque for $360bn (Â£182bn).</p>
<p>Charles Ray Fuller had said he wanted to start a record business, authorities in the state said.</p>
<p>The 21-year-old&#8217;s attempt to cash the money in a bank in Fort Worth failed when staff spotted the 10 zeros on the personal cheque.</p>
<p>Mr Fuller was arrested on a charge of forgery and was released on bail of $3,750 (Â£1,900).</p>
<p><strong>$1m scams</strong></p>
<p>The man from North Texas said he had been given the cheque by his girlfriend&#8217;s mother.</p>
<p>The bank said it had contacted the account owner and had been told she had not given Mr Fuller permission to either take or cash the cheque.</p>
<p>Fort Worth police said Mr Fuller also faced charges of unlawfully carrying a weapon and possessing cannabis.</p>
<p>Officers said a small amount of cannabis and a .25-calibre pistol were found in his pocket.</p>
<p>In October last year a man in the city of Pittsburgh was arrested after he handed over a counterfeit $1m bill to a cashier at a supermarket and asked for change.</p>
<p>Three years earlier a woman was arrested after trying to use a fake $1m bill at a supermarket in Georgia. </p>
<p>Source: <a target="_blank" href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/">BBC News</a></p>
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		<title>Girl Scouts Ripped Off By Con Artists</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 07:31:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thieves get cookies, $93.50 in change; victimized troop gets $100 donated
WESTMINSTER, Colo. &#8211; A pair of con artists ripped off a Girl Scout group when they exchanged a fake $100 bill for cookies, police said.
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<p>WESTMINSTER, Colo. &#8211; A pair of con artists ripped off a Girl Scout group when they exchanged a fake $100 bill for cookies, police said.</p>
<p>The unknown couple handed over the bill Friday night at a supermarket, telling the girls it had been washed when asked about why it looked so strange.</p>
<p>&#8220;It felt and looked wrong and it was a quarter of an inch shorter than a $1 bill,&#8221; said Jil Hennessey-Seabolt, the cookie director for Junior Girl Scouts Troop 2121. Hennessey-Seabolt said the Girl Scouts gave the couple $93.50 in change after the purchase.</p>
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		<title>Youth suspended over sketch of gun</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Aug 2007 06:07:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Officials say drawing by teen &#8216;absolutely considered a threat&#8217;
A 13-year-old boy has been suspended for three days by an Arizona public school because he sketched a picture that resembled a gun, something school officials said they &#8220;absolutely&#8221; believed could pose a threat.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="img2" src="http://www.funnymos.com/images/gun.jpg" alt="gun drawing" /><strong>Officials say drawing by teen &#8216;absolutely considered a threat&#8217;</strong></p>
<p>A 13-year-old boy has been suspended for three days by an Arizona public school because he sketched a picture that resembled a gun, something school officials said they &#8220;absolutely&#8221; believed could pose a threat.</p>
<p>&#8220;My son is a very good boy,&#8221; Paul Mosteller told the television station. &#8220;He doesn&#8217;t get into trouble. There was nothing on the paper that would signify that it was a threat of any form.&#8221;</p>
<p>The principal at Payne Junior High School kept the actual drawing, and officials with the Chandler Unified School District declined to release any information about the situation. </p>
<p>Mosteller said her son was just idly drawing pictures, and ended up with a fake laser.</p>
<p>&#8220;He was just basically doodling and not thinking a lot about it,&#8221; she said. &#8220;We&#8217;re not advocates for guns. We don&#8217;t have guns in our home. We don&#8217;t promote the use of guns. My son was just basically doodling on a piece of paper.&#8221;</p>
<p>School officials who initially banned the student for five days lowered the penalty to three days after discussing the situation with the boy&#8217;s father.</p>
<p>&#8220;I just can&#8217;t believe that there wasn&#8217;t another way to resolve this,&#8221; Mosteller told the Associated Press. &#8220;He&#8217;s so upset. The school made him feel like he committed a crime. They are doing more damage than good.&#8221;</p>
<p>The drawing did not show blood or bullets. Nor did it show injuries or target anyone, the Mostellers said. It just resembled a gun.</p>
<p>Terry Locke, a spokesman for the district, told the AP the sketch was &#8220;absolutely considered a threat,&#8221; and threatening words or pictures are punishable. </p>
<p>However, the school failed to contact police, and failed to provide counseling or an evaluation for the student to determine if he intended it as a threat, officials said.</p>
<p>The student&#8217;s father, Ben Mosteller, said school officials told him how serious they considered the situation, and discussed the 1999 massacre at Colorado&#8217;s Columbine High School, where two teens shot and killed 12 students and a teacher, and injured dozens more.</p>
<p>That, he said, was extreme and offensive. The family already has contacted the district&#8217;s governing board about the incident.</p>
<p>The station said it checked the rules students must follow at school, and found there&#8217;s nothing in a portion of the student handbook that addresses conduct to indicate the drawing of a weapon poses threat.<br />
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		<title>Full swimming pool stolen</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 19:56:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Burglary at a whole new level&#8230;.
&#8220;PATERSON, New Jersey (AP) &#8212; Daisy Valdivia is annoyed that someone stole her backyard pool &#8212; and baffled at how they did it without leaving behind a splash, drip or trace of the 1,000 gallons of water it contained.
Valdivia awoke to find her family&#8217;s hip-high, inflatable, 10-foot diameter swimming pool [...]]]></description>
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<p><img align="left" src="http://www.funnymos.com/images/pool.jpg" alt="pool theft" />&#8220;PATERSON, New Jersey (AP) &#8212; Daisy Valdivia is annoyed that someone stole her backyard pool &#8212; and baffled at how they did it without leaving behind a splash, drip or trace of the 1,000 gallons of water it contained.</p>
<p>Valdivia awoke to find her family&#8217;s hip-high, inflatable, 10-foot diameter swimming pool gone from her back yard Wednesday.</p>
<p>Valdivia told The Record of Bergen County the theft must have occurred between 1 a.m., when her husband went to bed, and 5 a.m., when she awoke.</p>
<p>She&#8217;s amazed someone could steal the pool that quickly and just wanted to know &#8220;what the heck they did with the water,&#8221; she said.</p>
<p>Valdivia told The Herald News of Passaic County that she was surprised the thieves chose the pool to steal.</p>
<p>&#8220;We have two grills, chairs, umbrellas, they&#8217;re much easier to take,&#8221; she told the paper&#8221;</p>
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		<title>iDrop</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jul 2007 18:04:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do you do after waiting hours or days in line to get an iPhone ? If you&#8217;re like this guy, you could open the case like an idiot and drop the iPhone on concrete. He was probably very anxious to see it&#8230;



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		<title>Bush&#8217;s watch getting stolen ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:34:56 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Watch closely Bush&#8217;s arm and watch. They claim that the watch dropped and was recovered by a bodyguard, but it&#8217;s a bit odd that it dropped just when someone was &#8220;shaking his hand&#8221;, isn&#8217;t it ?</p>
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		<title>Sat nav driver&#8217;s car hit by train</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 14:08:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What sort of driver are you if you leave your car on the railway just because your satellite navigation device doesn&#8217;t tell you that there&#8217;s a railway there ?
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A 20-year-old student&#8217;s car was wrecked by a train after she followed her sat nav system onto a railway track.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What sort of driver are you if you leave your car on the railway just because your satellite navigation device doesn&#8217;t tell you that there&#8217;s a railway there ?</p>
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<img align="left" src="http://www.funnymos.com/images/paula.jpg" alt="driver" />A 20-year-old student&#8217;s car was wrecked by a train after she followed her sat nav system onto a railway track.</p>
<p>Paula Ceely, was driving her Renault Clio from Redditch, Worcestershire, to see her boyfriend at his parents&#8217; home in Carmarthenshire for the first time.</p>
<p>She was trying to cross the line in the dark when she heard a train horn, realised she was on the track, and the train smashed into the car.</p>
<p>Transport police said drivers must take care with satellite navigation.</p>
<p>&#8220;I put my complete trust in the sat nav and it led me right into the path of a speeding train,&#8221; she said.</p>
<p>&#8220;The crossing wasn&#8217;t shown on the sat nav, there were no signs at all and it wasn&#8217;t lit up to warn of an oncoming train.</p>
<p>&#8220;Obviously I had never done the journey before so I was using the sat nav &#8211; completely dependent on it,&#8221; she said.</p>
<p>&#8220;I came to this crossing at Ffynongain and there was like a metal gate, which looked like just a normal farmers&#8217; gate with a red circle on it</p>
<p>&#8220;I thought it was a dead end at first and then there was a little sign saying, if the light is green, open the gates and drive through. </p>
<p>&#8220;So I opened the gate, drove forward, closed the gate behind me and then went to go and open the gate in front of me.</p>
<p>&#8220;Then I heard this train and I noticed train tracks. It was only then that I did realise I was on a train crossing.</p>
<p>&#8220;I just stood back and I just watched this train come in front of me.</p>
<p>&#8220;I could feel the air just pass me and then my car just did a 360 degree turn on the tracks and was knocked to the other side.&#8221; </p>
<p>She said her initial thought when she heard the horn had been to get into her car and move it.</p>
<p>&#8220;It was so quick that if I had done that, I would have been in the car when it was hit,&#8221; she said.</p>
<p>&#8216;Really lucky&#8217;</p>
<p>Ms Ceely said she had been &#8220;really lucky&#8221;. </p>
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