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Darwin Awards 2006
ShareThe 2006 Darwin Awards were voted! Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it. Darwin Award winners eliminate themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species’ chances of long-term survival. From this year’s most voted candidates: […]
The Idiot Test Part 2
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PlayStation 3 Frenzy
ShareQ: What is 10 km. long and never had sex? A: The line for PS3 supadupagama writes: Nine days until Sony?s PlayStation 3 launches in America, and lines are already forming. A CAG forumer went to Best Buy this morning and saw about 7 people waiting outside. He went inside and one of the workers […]
Couple accused of “overt” plane activity
ShareRALEIGH, N.C. – A California couple are facing federal charges after they refused to stop “overt sexual activity” during a flight to Raleigh, authorities said. Carl Warren Persing of Lakewood, Calif., and Dawn Elizabeth Sewell of Huntington Beach, Calif., are accused of interfering with flight crew members during a Sept. 15 Southwest Airlines flight from […]
Police hunt farting dissident
Share” Police in Poland have launched a nationwide hunt for a man who farted loudly when asked what he thought of the president. Hubert Hoffman, 45, was charged with “contempt for the office of the head of state” for his actions after he was stopped by police in a routine check at a Warsaw railway […]
Spanish police and movies
ShareYeah, right officer … a trojan virus… like someone’s gonna believe that one … ” MADRID, Spain – Spanish police officers settling in for a video presentation on how to get promoted to sergeant were instead shown footage from a hard-core pornographic film, officials said Tuesday. Howling laughter rippled through the auditorium where 120 Madrid […]
Katrina rescuer is sued by boat owner
ShareNo good deed goes unpunished ” By Steve Ritea A Broadmoor man who said he rescued more than 200 residents after commandeering a boat during the flood after Hurricane Katrina is being sued by the boat’s owner for taking it “without receiving permission.” Mark Morice, who by the Wednesday after the storm said he “couldn’t […]
Funny tech support calls
ShareTech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one… =============== Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck. Tech support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note. Customer: No , wait a […]
Smoking hazard
Share“(AP) DALLAS A patient who was wearing an oxygen mask tried to light a cigarette in his hospital room, sparking a fire that forced the evacuation of more than 100 patients, destroyed the room and melted medical equipment, officials said. A nurse at Methodist Dallas Medical Center rescued the man from his burning bed shortly […]
World Cup Pranks
Share” BERLIN (Reuters) – World Cup pranksters in Berlin injured at least two soccer fans by inviting them to kick soccer balls that they had secretly filled with concrete, authorities said Tuesday. At least six concrete filled soccer balls were found chained to lampposts, trees and handrails across the city next to the spray-painted message […]