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		<title>Frosty the Snowman arrested in Chestertown</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 20:59:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[CHESTERTOWN, Md. (AP) — Who says &#8220;Frosty the Snowman&#8221; has to be jolly? A man in a &#8220;Frosty the Snowman&#8221; costume was arrested Saturday during the annual Christmas parade in Chestertown, on Maryland&#8217;s Eastern Shore. He&#8217;s accused of scuffling with police and kicking at a police dog. Sgt. John A. Dolgos tells The Star Democrat [...]]]></description>
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<p>A man in a &#8220;Frosty the Snowman&#8221; costume was arrested Saturday during the annual Christmas parade in Chestertown, on Maryland&#8217;s Eastern Shore. He&#8217;s accused of scuffling with police and kicking at a police dog.</p>
<p>Sgt. John A. Dolgos tells The Star Democrat of Easton that 52-year-old Kevin Michael Walsh became agitated when a dog-handling officer tried to escort him away from the crowd.</p>
<p>Walsh told The Associated Press that he has dressed as Frosty in the parade for at least 10 years. He says he was wrongfully arrested. He says an officer hassled him after he remarked about the police dog&#8217;s presence. He says he became agitated only after getting arrested.</p>
<p>Walsh was released on his own recognizance.</p>
<p>Source: <a href="http://www.krqe.com" target="_blank">KRQE</a></p>
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		<title>Border Agent Put His Wife on Terrorist List</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2011 08:14:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Immigration officer fired after putting wife on list of terrorists to stop her flying home An immigration officer tried to rid himself of his wife by adding her name to a list of terrorist suspects. He used his access to security databases to include his wife on a watch list of people banned from boarding [...]]]></description>
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<p>An immigration officer tried to rid himself of his wife by adding her name to a list of terrorist suspects.</p>
<p>He used his access to security databases to include his wife on a watch list of people banned from boarding flights into Britain because their presence in the country is &#8216;not conducive to the public good&#8217;.</p>
<p>As a result the woman was unable for three years to return from Pakistan after travelling to the county to visit family.</p>
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		<title>Ram-bo</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 12:25:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This hapless sheep has become a real life &#8216;ram-bo&#8217; after inadvertently abseiling down a hill when its horn became snagged on an electricity wire. The unfortunate sheep was spotted bleating for help more than 15 feet above the ground next to an telegraph pole. Amazed onlookers watched the ram descend from a grazing pasture &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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<p>The unfortunate sheep was spotted bleating for help more than 15 feet above the ground next to an telegraph pole.</p>
<p>Amazed onlookers watched the ram descend from a grazing pasture &#8211; apparently accidentally &#8211; while dangling from a live wire.</p>
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		<title>ACLU sues to protect right to swear</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 07:54:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[PHILADELPHIA (Reuters) – An American rights group is suing the police in Pennsylvania for issuing tickets, which carry a jail sentence, to people for swearing. The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU), which filed the lawsuits earlier, argues that the right to use profanity is protected by the U.S. Constitution. &#8220;Unfortunately, many police departments in the [...]]]></description>
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<p>The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU), which filed the lawsuits earlier, argues that the right to use profanity is protected by the U.S. Constitution.</p>
<p>&#8220;Unfortunately, many police departments in the commonwealth do not seem to be getting the message that swearing is not a crime,&#8221; said Marieke Tuthill of the ACLU of Pennsylvania. &#8220;The courts have repeatedly found that profanity, unlike obscenity, is protected speech.&#8221;</p>
<p>Obscenity, under the Supreme Court&#8217;s definition, refers to speech that mainly appeals to the &#8220;prurient interest&#8221; in sex, according to the ACLU.</p>
<p>One lawsuit involves an unidentified woman in Luzerne County in northeast Pennsylvania who was given a citation which carries a maximum penalty of $300 and 90 days in jail after she yelled an offensive word at a motorcyclist who swerved close to her in October 2008.</p>
<p>In a separate case a man was arrested, cited for disorderly conduct and briefly jailed after shouting a double expletive at a policeman who was writing him a parking ticket.</p>
<p>The two are among at least 750 people in Pennsylvania a year who face illegal disorderly conduct charges because of the use of profanity in Pennsylvania, the ACLU said.</p>
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		<title>The hypnotherapist cat</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:06:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The regulation of hypnotherapists in the UK is so lax that even a cat can become accredited, the BBC has found. Chris Jackson, presenter of Inside Out in the North East and Cumbria, registered pet George with three industry bodies. Each one accepted a certificate from the non-existent Society of Certified Advanced Mind Therapists as [...]]]></description>
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<p>Chris Jackson, presenter of Inside Out in the North East and Cumbria, registered pet George with three industry bodies.</p>
<p>Each one accepted a certificate from the non-existent Society of Certified Advanced Mind Therapists as proof of George&#8217;s credentials.</p>
<p>It follows a similar investigation by an American clinical psychologist.</p>
<p>Dr Steve Eichel suspected industry bodies in the US were not running checks on their members.</p>
<p>He said: &#8220;I felt I&#8217;d test my hypothesis and I did that by getting my cat certified by a number of the most prominent lay hypnosis organisations in the United States. It was a frighteningly simple process.&#8221;</p>
<p>In the UK, George was registered with the British Board of Neuro Linguistic Programming (BBNLP), the United Fellowship of Hypnotherapists (UFH) and the Professional Hypnotherapy Practitioner Association (PHPA).</p>
<p>The UFH welcomed the Inside Out investigation and admitted the mistake, which it said has since been corrected.</p>
<p>A PHPA spokesman said the organisation makes great effort to ensure every applicant is a fully-qualified hypnotherapist.</p>
<p>The BBNLP said it exists only to provide benefits to its members, not to check or certify credentials.</p>
<p>Source: <a target="_blank" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk">BBC News</a></p>
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		<title>World&#8217;s heaviest potato</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 09:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The weight of the knobbly root vegetable has not yet been verified by the Guinness Book of Records, but could be several times heavier than the existing record holder – a 7lb 13oz spud grown in the Isle of Man. &#8220;I&#8217;ve been working the land since I was a boy, and it&#8217;s the first time [...]]]></description>
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<p>The weight of the knobbly root vegetable has not yet been verified by the Guinness Book of Records, but could be several times heavier than the existing record holder – a 7lb 13oz spud grown in the Isle of Man.</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve been working the land since I was a boy, and it&#8217;s the first time I&#8217;ve seen anything like it,&#8221; said Khalil Semhat, 56, a farmer near the city of Tyre 50 miles south of Beirut.</p>
<p>Describing his find as a &#8220;giant&#8221;, Mr Semhat displayed the potato for a photographer on a large set of scales.</p>
<p>The tuber was so heavy Mr Semhat said he had to call on a friend to help him pry it from the ground, according to AFP.</p>
<p>His farm, damaged during Israel&#8217;s heavy bombardment of south Lebanon during a brief war in summer 2006, mostly grows potatoes and bananas.</p>
<p>Despite the freakish size of the vegetable, Mr Semhat insisted he had used no artificial fertilisers: &#8220;I didn&#8217;t use any chemicals at all,&#8221; he said.</p>
<p>Mr Semhat hopes to have the potato registered by Guinness in its next book of records. </p>
<p>Source: <a target="_blank" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/">Telegraph</a></p>
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		<title>Modern Day Chastity Belt &#8211; GPS Lingerie</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 06:27:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Feminists around the world have reacted with horror to a new line of lingerie that comes equipped with a GPS tracking system. The &#8216;find me if you can&#8217; range of underwear has been described as a modern-day, high-tech chastity belt. &#8216;It is outrageous to think that men can buy this, programme it and give it [...]]]></description>
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<p>The &#8216;find me if you can&#8217; range of underwear has been described as a modern-day, high-tech chastity belt.</p>
<p>&#8216;It is outrageous to think that men can buy this, programme it and give it to their partners and then monitor them,&#8217; said Claudia Burghart, leader of a Berlin feminist group.</p>
<p>&#8216;It is nothing more than a chastity belt for insecure men.&#8217;</p>
<p>Lingerie maker Lucia Lorio of Brazil says her design targets the &#8216;modern, techno-savvy woman&#8217;.</p>
<p>The lingerie combination set consists of lace bodice, bikini bottom and faux pearl collar, with the GPS device nestled in the see-through part of the bodice next to the waist.</p>
<p>&#8216;This collection&#8230; is a wink to women and a challenge to men because, even if she gives him the password to her GPS, she can always turn it off,&#8217; Lorio said.</p>
<p>&#8216;It&#8217;s not a modern chastity belt. Some men think they can keep tabs on their girlfriends with it, but they&#8217;re wrong,&#8217; she added.</p>
<p>Unconcerned with the controversy her collection has raised, Lorio is also dismissive of the global financial crisis and its adverse impact on luxury items sales.</p>
<p>The GPS lingerie sells from a cool £500, complete with a standard Global Positioning System, to £700 with a more advanced model.</p>
<p>&#8216;Some women are now interested in buying it for protection,&#8217; she said, programming it for partners themselves so they are safe on a night out alone.</p>
<p>&#8216;In London, New York, Rio de Janiero &#8211; wherever there is danger, the underwear may prove to be a lifesaver,&#8217; she added. </p>
<p>But feminists in her homeland have called her a modern-day slaver and urged women to boycott the GPS underwear.</p>
<p>Source: <a target="_blank" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/">dailymail</a></p>
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		<title>Sarah Palin takes prank call from fake French president</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 09:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[TORONTO – Sarah Palin unwittingly took a prank call Saturday from a Canadian comedian posing as French President Nicolas Sarkozy and telling her she would make a good president someday. &#8220;Maybe in eight years,&#8221; replies a laughing Palin. The Republican vice presidential nominee discusses politics, the perils of hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney, and [...]]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;Maybe in eight years,&#8221; replies a laughing Palin.</p>
<p>The Republican vice presidential nominee discusses politics, the perils of hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney, and Sarkozy&#8217;s &#8220;beautiful wife,&#8221; in a recording of the six-minute call released Saturday and set to air Monday on a Quebec radio station.</p>
<p>Palin campaign spokeswoman Tracey Schmitt confirmed she had received the prank call.</p>
<p>&#8220;Governor Palin was mildly amused to learn that she had joined the ranks of heads of state, including President Sarkozy and other celebrities, in being targeted by these pranksters. C&#8217;est la vie,&#8221; she said.</p>
<p>The call was made by a well-known Montreal comedy duo Marc-Antoine Audette and Sebastien Trudel. Known as the Masked Avengers, the two are notorious for prank calls to celebrities and heads of state.</p>
<p>Audette, posing as Sarkozy, speaks in an exaggerated French accent and drops ample hints that the conversation is a joke. But Palin seemingly does not pick up on them.</p>
<p>He tells Palin one of his favorite pastimes is hunting, also a passion of the 44-year-old Alaska governor.</p>
<p>&#8220;I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun,&#8221; the fake Sarkozy says.</p>
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<p>He proposes they go hunting together by helicopter, something he says he has never done.</p>
<p>&#8220;Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together while we&#8217;re getting work done,&#8221; Palin counters. &#8220;We can kill two birds with one stone that way.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Large Hadron Collider Live Webcams</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 18:55:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Best Job Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:58:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[LONDON (Reuters) &#8211; Found: drinking companions to join elderly gentleman for a friendly beer at his local pub. Mike Hammond was bombarded with offers after advertising in his village post office for someone to accompany his 88-year-old father Jack on visits to a southern England pub from a nursing home. He offered the lucky winner [...]]]></description>
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<p>Mike Hammond was bombarded with offers after advertising in his village post office for someone to accompany his 88-year-old father Jack on visits to a southern England pub from a nursing home.</p>
<p>He offered the lucky winner 7 pounds ($14) an hour plus expenses and, after sifting through the applicants, decided on a job-share. Drinking duties are to be divided between a retired doctor and a former military man.</p>
<p>&#8220;Dad&#8217;s now going to be going down to the pub several times a week &#8212; three with his new friends and twice with me,&#8221; Mike Hammond told The Times on Thursday. &#8220;I want to give him some of his old life back.&#8221;</p>
<p>(Reporting by Paul Majendie, Editing by Paul Casciato)</p>
<p>Source: <a target="_blank" href="http://news.yahoo.com">Yahoo News</a></p>
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