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About the music business

“The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There’s also a negative side.”Hunter S. Thompson

I came, I saw…

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left
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No sex for 14 days

“Well, there was no sex for 14 days.” –California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, on getting the cold shoulder from his wife after backing President George W. Bush at the Republican Convention

I can only please one person a day

I can only please one person a day. Today isn’t your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.
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