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About the music business

Share“The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There’s also a negative side.”Hunter S. Thompson

I came, I saw…

ShareI came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left From this place

No sex for 14 days

Share“Well, there was no sex for 14 days.” –California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, on getting the cold shoulder from his wife after backing President George W. Bush at the Republican Convention

I can only please one person a day

ShareI can only please one person a day. Today isn’t your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either. From: The Funny Quotes T-Shirts and Gifts Store