Comments on: Funny tech support calls

By: Supakeepa

Supakeepa — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 23:29:27 +0000

Haha I’ve had the same issue with the wireless when I did tech support.

“It says wireless. What do you mean I need something else. You all are liars!”

By: kamehameha

kamehameha — Thu, 13 May 2010 18:05:08 +0000

hi-larious

By: Lungz

Lungz — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 07:19:52 +0000

ha this is a real one im working a tech support line right now.

Customer: I just bought a wireless printer and it’s all hooked up but it wont seem to print.

Me: Alright sir, and do you currently have a wireless network in your home?

Customer: No…. What’s a Wireless Network?

Me: Its a system in your home that allows all your devices to run and interact with each outher wirelessly you need one to use the wireless printer.

Customer: NO! It says on the box ‘Prints Wirelessly’ If you cant make it do that now I’m going to sue!!!! This is false advertising!

By: Dorry

Dorry — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:03:33 +0000

Tech: Ok now right click on the desktop…
(silence for a moment and then:)
Customer: ok I wrote “click” on my desktop, but nothing happened.

By: bean

bean — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 09:10:08 +0000

one more

customer: i want to send email but there are so many thing on my screen and i cant seem to get my email working.
tech support: ok Jean kindly close all your windows and let me know once you’re done.
customer: ok
customer: ok im done (sounds tired)
tech support: now what do you see on your screen
customer: nothing its dark?
tech support: why have you turn off your computer?
customer: no, you asked me to close all my windows and now its dark in my room.

By: bean

bean — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 09:00:41 +0000

some tech support experience:

customer: my computer is new and its not working
tech support: why have you said that?
customer: the instructions said connect all the cables, then after it should be working, ive been sitting here for an hour and still not turning on.
tech support: have you press the pwer button?
customer: what is that?is it something i can find inside the box?

customer: i cant connect to the internet, your customer service said once the line is installed i should not have any problem connecting to the internet.but i cant connect.
tech support: ok where is your modem located?
customer: inside the box that you have sent to me

By: Vianey

Vianey — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 15:51:56 +0000

hahahaha flash that was a good one. people who put this just have waaaaayyy to much time on their hands
xD

By: Flash

Flash — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 08:08:08 +0000

Here’s one to add that i’ve encountered

Customer= My program won’t install
Tech= Is there an error message
Customer=It says to press any key
Tech= So press any key
Customer= Thats just it I can’t find the Any Key.

By: zucchiniAnne

zucchiniAnne — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:22:46 +0000

haha… this one is nice, ive enjoy all!! brilliant!

By: mrsmileyface

mrsmileyface — Sat, 24 May 2008 01:52:35 +0000

Funny ones.