A radio station was running a competition – words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: “96 FM here, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, my name’s Dave.”
DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Goan… spelt G-O-A-N pronounced ‘go-an’.”
DJ: “You are correct, Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Goan fuck yourself!”
The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:
DJ: “96 FM, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, me name’s Jeff.”
DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.”
DJ: “You are correct, Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!”
July 18th, 2006 at 3:40 pm
I hate this kind of vulgar language so why can’t I stop laughing before my mother hears me and asks what is so funne.
July 19th, 2006 at 6:37 am
Judy, because you’ve been living a dull life ’till now, judging by the fact you hate vulgar language…
Anyways awesome post
July 20th, 2006 at 1:03 am
great post… can’t stop laughing
July 21st, 2006 at 8:26 am
LMAO, too funny.
July 24th, 2006 at 1:48 am
So funny I actually laughed… so funny, in fact, I had to post to say it was funny.
Very good.
November 7th, 2006 at 1:52 pm
so cool and funny couldn’t stop laughing’
December 31st, 2006 at 3:39 am
That’s funny!
April 12th, 2007 at 12:50 am
Another great word I heard today. It is “omniocracy” and was invented by Charlotte Laws. It can be found online at http://www.omniocracy.info It should be added to the dictionary. As an enlightened being, I’d like to see it put into practice in this “me first” country.
Which word won the contest? Funny idea to have that sort of contest.
ben jasper
December 27th, 2007 at 3:58 am
Hey, was this 96fm from Perth, Australia?
June 4th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
thats hilarious…hahahaha. ha…ah.no not that funny but did it realy happen?
August 25th, 2009 at 2:23 am
hilarious..love it!
November 6th, 2009 at 8:04 am
wow…this is great