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Proof the world is nuts

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman?s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.
He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers.
The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than ?going blind!?)


There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time?
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let?s just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband?s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England – but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception:
Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only ?in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.?
(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)

Banging your head against a wall uses
150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times it?s own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated? from drinking little bottles of ????
(Did the govt. pay for this research??)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)

An ostrich?s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish don?t have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)

And, the best for last?..
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(Do you think they have bad breath?)

From Rose DesRochers.


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20 Responses to “Proof the world is nuts”

  1. patricia Says:

    laughing on the floor thanks!

  2. Rose DesRochers Says:

    Thanks for the link back. You didn’t have to cite me as I didn’t write it. LOl I do appreciate it though. A link is a link! ROFL

  3. Funny Guy Says:

    hehe well I did find it on your site 🙂

  4. Rose DesRochers Says:

    That you did.:-)

  5. vic Says:

    the news about cali colombia is completely false, lol, who can imagine that? i am a u.s. native and residing in cali

  6. Funny Guy Says:

    It’s obvious that most of them are invented… but the whole thing was pretty funny. I have a real one though… did you know that pigs have orgasms that last for up to 30 minutes ?

  7. Rose DesRochers Says:

    Lucky them.:)

  8. Tina Says:

    These were pretty funny! Although I am from Guam and we don’t have any countrysides, (Most of the Island is developed except a few Govt controlled areas and a few private properties.) And 2 since 90 percent of the Island is Catholic, it is stressed that we remain virgins until marriage.

  9. Funny Guy Says:

    LOL, now I’m starting to feel pretty embarrassed for posting this material 🙂

    Thanks for sharing that with us Tina and I’m happy to know you’re not offended – some people may take it the wrong way. They were probably created just for fun.

  10. Guam native Says:

    The statements about Guam have been a huge controversy on the island since a similar statement was published in a national magazine by some ignorant outsider. I particularly find it offensive because Guam, like many other small islands in the middle of the ocean, is unknown to most of the world, and when a false and offensive statement is made about the island or it’s people, those who have never heard about Guam get the wrong ideas.

  11. Ernie5000 Says:

    That’s crazy

  12. Ernie5000 Says:

    I’m going to liver poll and i’m gonna buy as many fish as possible just so I can stare at…………..

  13. Jane Says:

    Funny stuff….really…
    but…..if the topic is” PROOF the world is nuts”…then….u must proove it with real facts but not just inventions for fun….Although those inventions were not bad at all:)

  14. Ceci Says:

    Come on!
    That news about Cali, Colombia is completely ridiculous! I was born in Cali, Colombia, lived there my whole life and never EVER heard such a stupid thing!
    Remove that mierda de ahi guevon and don’t make yourself estupido! By putting such a stupid lie you are making yourself a bobo, tonto, estupidito…ignorant!

  15. amelia Says:

    Pobre tonto con tantos inventos, con tal de llamara la atención a su rídicula página, que tal lo que dice de Cali Colombia? donde lo inventaste? quien te dijo que la mamá debe estar presente la primera vez? o fue que te pasó en Cali y pediste que la mamá estuviera presente? jajajjajajaja

  16. afrit25 Says:

    okudugum en berbat seylerden biri…

  17. afrit25 Says:

    this is the nonsest thing I ve ever heard…

  18. levronray Says:

    some of ur topics were funny as hell…(even if u copied some ;-)… ) but i did’nt find this one funny at all especially those about Lebanon, Bahrain and Muslims…i am muslim and i am close to the arab culture, therefor i can assure u that those facts are completly false…maybe funny for some…but i’m sure that u can be funny without insulting other people’s culture or religion…So i’m looking forward for ur topics my friend…

  19. heron Says:

    but some of these arent facts at all. discrediting muslims is lame dude.

  20. abir Says:

    although the above lines are funny and interesting, but i most of them are completely not true! which really kills the humor in it!

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