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World’s funniest joke

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?”

In 2002, as a result of Richard Wiseman’s research this became the funniest joke in the whole world. At that time, the joke was submitted by Gurpal Gosall, of Manchester, England.

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27 Responses to “World’s funniest joke”

  1. Gari Says:

    i dont get it… realyl…explain please?

  2. Erika Says:

    IT’S SO FUNNY! The operator was going to tell him to check a pulse or something but instead he shoots him. So even if he wasn’t dead to begin with, he’s dead now. PLEASE DON’T LET MY FRIENDS EVER BE THAT DUMB!! lol.

  3. Big Gilley Says:


  4. johnny depp Says:

    This is the gayest joke in the history of man kind, i mean i’m famous and i have heard some retarded jokes before but, this is a whole new level. who ever came up with this joke is a homo. get a life homo!!!!!!

  5. damian Wood Says:

    its funny but not the funniest in the world

  6. Kayla Says:

    i’m pretty sure you’re not johnny depp dude, and i’m pretty sure johnny depp has a lot more class than to say “get a life homo”.

  7. Justin Says:

    I’ve heard this joke a million times, and it still never gets old.

  8. mike Says:


  9. Says Says:

    wow wat a loser the hunter i mean.

  10. Ernie5000 Says:

    this joke is so [email protected]#$% lame it’s not even funny

  11. iDeath Says:

    ‘johnny depp’ isn’t really Jonny Depp, Big Gilley is ‘retarted,’ Earnie5000 doesn’t have the smarts to get it, and Gari speaks English as a second language.

    Awesome joke. Maybe not the funniest (to me, opinions are not fact), but definitely up there.

  12. Mari Says:


  13. Big mama Says:

    did ya’ll know micheal jackson died??
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    He ate a 12 year old weiner!!

    Now that’s a funny joke!

  14. Amanda Says:

    that is creepy. Wow.

    That guy is stupid

  15. patty cakes Says:

    haha…that’s like kinda a good one….

  16. Chili red Says:

    WOW…. that was the stupidest joke ever.

  17. matt Says:

    Greatest joke of all time

  18. Allendo Says:

    How many dumbass yanks does it take to vote for Bush anyway?

  19. lolzerssssssss Says:

    halrious ! I liike it , NOT , I LOVE IT ! best joke evs

  20. Vianey Says:

    omg !!!! omg !!!omg!!!! that is like the most REARDED “joke” i have eva heard!!! although io have to admit new jearsiens are pretty STUPID!! LMAO i luv da jok

  21. Jose Says:

    Funny, but how is that the funniest in the world?

  22. starlene Says:

    y guys r sooo crazzy this joke was wake w.e

  23. dohmata Says:

    this joke is stupid not da funniest eva naw way

  24. murphy Says:

    Kayla Says:
    April 14th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
    i’m pretty sure you’re not johnny depp dude, and i’m pretty sure johnny depp has a lot more class than to say “get a life homo”.

    haha that is funnier than the joke

  25. heron Says:

    the funniest thing is it’s came out in 2002. i thought it’s from 1537.

  26. sailor lad Says:

    A pretty good joke but This one is way more funnier


    A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to
    her, and asks her: “Can we have sex?”

    “No,” she replies, “I’m married to God.”
    She stands up, and gets off at the next stop.

    The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says:”I can tell you
    how to get to have sex with her!”

    “Yeah?”, says the hippie.

    “Yeah!”, say the bus driver. “She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night
    at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a
    hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in
    the cemetery claiming to be God.”

    The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as
    suggested on the next Tuesday night.

    “I am God,” he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face.
    “Have sex with me.”

    The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal
    sex, as she is desperate not to lose her Virginity.

    ‘God’ agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he
    jumps up and throws back his hood with a Flourish.

    “Ha-ha,” he cries. “I’m the hippie!”

    “Ha-ha,” cries the nun. “I’m the bus driver!

  27. Chris Says:

    hahahahahahha funny i get it he shoots the guy to make sure he is dead hahahahaha

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