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As if there aren’t enough of them around…still funny though
Here we go:
- Yo mama’s so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
- Yo mama’s so stupid that she sits on the TV and watches the couch!
- Yo mama’s so stupid she tripped on a cordless phone.
- Yo mama’s so fat that when she steped on to the scale it said TO BE CONTINUED
- Yo mama’s so fat you have to take the train to get on her good side!
- Yo mama’s so stupid she has a peephole in her glass door!
- Yo mama’s so stupid that when you tell her its chilly outside, she brings out a bowl!
- Yo mama’s so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”
- Yo mama’s so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
- Yo mama’s so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
- Yo mama’s so black she went to the night school and was marked absent!
- Yo mama’s so short she does backflips under the bed.
- Yo mama’s so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
- Yo mama’s so stupid, she failed a survey.
- Yo mama’s so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
- Yo mama’s so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample.
May 31st, 2006 at 8:22 am
WOW!!! All these were used on Yo Momma!!! The MTV show!!!!
March 25th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE PUTS TO QUARTERS ON THE RADIO AND SAYS THAT SHE IS LISTING TO 50 CENT.
May 8th, 2007 at 8:45 am
you momma s so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anerexic
March 13th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Way to use the word “to” instead of “two” when saying a “yo mama is so stupid…” joke. Is that a result of the broken capslock syndrome?