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Funny tech support calls

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one…

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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note.
Customer: No , wait a minute… I hadn’t inserted it yet… it’s still on my desk… sorry….

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Tech support: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello… I can’t print.
Tech support: Would you click on “start” for me and…
Customer: Listen pal; don’t start getting technical on me! I’m not Bill Gates.

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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it…

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Customer: I have problems printing in red…
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah………………..thank you.

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Tech support: What’s on your monitor now, ma’am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can’t get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there’s another one here. Ah…that one does work…

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Tech support: Your password is the small letter “a” as in apple, a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?

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Customer: can’t get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That’s not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry…Internet Explorer.

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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I’m writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: “No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.”

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Tech support: “Okay Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter “P” to bring up the Program Manager.”
Customer: I don’t have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: “P”…..on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I’M NOT GOING TO DO THAT


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21 Responses to “Funny tech support calls”

  1. PCku Says:

    ::)) very funny!!!

  2. Rose Says:

    These were good. LOL

  3. Ashley Says:

    These are some funny jokes! hahaha

  4. Angel Says:

    toooo good… good work

  5. Tabitha Says:

    Wow.. These are incredible. 🙂 I work technical support, and I’ve had a few of these. Thanks for giving me and my colleagues some good laughs!

  6. gagan Says:

    lolzzz..

  7. chepukha Says:

    Could not stop from laughing even i’m sitting in office :))).
    They’re stuffs that all tech supports meet i guess.
    Thanks a lot to give me big laugh.

  8. Bob Bean Says:

    funny stuff man i dont hate you like i hate the person who wrote 10 Reasons Why Romainians Couldn’t Have Done 9/11. i really hate that guy

  9. afrit25 Says:

    yes they are nice…

  10. mrsmileyface Says:

    Funny ones.

  11. zucchiniAnne Says:

    haha… this one is nice, ive enjoy all!! brilliant! 😉

  12. Flash Says:

    Here’s one to add that i’ve encountered

    Customer= My program won’t install
    Tech= Is there an error message
    Customer=It says to press any key
    Tech= So press any key
    Customer= Thats just it I can’t find the Any Key.

  13. Vianey Says:

    hahahaha flash that was a good one. people who put this just have waaaaayyy to much time on their hands
    xD

  14. bean Says:

    some tech support experience:

    customer: my computer is new and its not working
    tech support: why have you said that?
    customer: the instructions said connect all the cables, then after it should be working, ive been sitting here for an hour and still not turning on.
    tech support: have you press the pwer button?
    customer: what is that?is it something i can find inside the box?

    customer: i cant connect to the internet, your customer service said once the line is installed i should not have any problem connecting to the internet.but i cant connect.
    tech support: ok where is your modem located?
    customer: inside the box that you have sent to me

  15. bean Says:

    one more

    customer: i want to send email but there are so many thing on my screen and i cant seem to get my email working.
    tech support: ok Jean kindly close all your windows and let me know once you’re done.
    customer: ok
    customer: ok im done (sounds tired)
    tech support: now what do you see on your screen
    customer: nothing its dark?
    tech support: why have you turn off your computer?
    customer: no, you asked me to close all my windows and now its dark in my room.

  16. Dorry Says:

    Tech: Ok now right click on the desktop…
    (silence for a moment and then:)
    Customer: ok I wrote “click” on my desktop, but nothing happened.

  17. Lungz Says:

    ha this is a real one im working a tech support line right now.

    Customer: I just bought a wireless printer and it’s all hooked up but it wont seem to print.

    Me: Alright sir, and do you currently have a wireless network in your home?

    Customer: No…. What’s a Wireless Network?

    Me: Its a system in your home that allows all your devices to run and interact with each outher wirelessly you need one to use the wireless printer.

    Customer: NO! It says on the box ‘Prints Wirelessly’ If you cant make it do that now I’m going to sue!!!! This is false advertising!

  18. kamehameha Says:

    hi-larious

  19. Supakeepa Says:

    Haha I’ve had the same issue with the wireless when I did tech support.

    “It says wireless. What do you mean I need something else. You all are liars!”

  20. Rajesh Says:

    Nice jokes.

  21. Jeff Says:

    This is some Haz-mat gut busting funny stuff.
    Five- Star humor ! I could make a new sign and
    flag from this. Red flag with a smiley face or
    something; LOL

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