Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one…
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note.
Customer: No , wait a minute… I hadn’t inserted it yet… it’s still on my desk… sorry….
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Tech support: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello… I can’t print.
Tech support: Would you click on “start” for me and…
Customer: Listen pal; don’t start getting technical on me! I’m not Bill Gates.
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it…
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Customer: I have problems printing in red…
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah………………..thank you.
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Tech support: What’s on your monitor now, ma’am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can’t get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there’s another one here. Ah…that one does work…
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Tech support: Your password is the small letter “a” as in apple, a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?
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Customer: can’t get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That’s not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry…Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I’m writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: “No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.”
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Tech support: “Okay Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter “P” to bring up the Program Manager.”
Customer: I don’t have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: “P”…..on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I’M NOT GOING TO DO THAT
September 3rd, 2006 at 1:07 pm
::)) very funny!!!
September 7th, 2006 at 9:27 pm
These were good. LOL
November 7th, 2006 at 1:50 pm
These are some funny jokes! hahaha
December 31st, 2006 at 10:20 pm
toooo good… good work
January 1st, 2007 at 2:01 am
Wow.. These are incredible.
I work technical support, and I’ve had a few of these. Thanks for giving me and my colleagues some good laughs!
January 24th, 2007 at 2:32 am
lolzzz..
July 4th, 2007 at 2:25 am
Could not stop from laughing even i’m sitting in office
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They’re stuffs that all tech supports meet i guess.
Thanks a lot to give me big laugh.
December 4th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
funny stuff man i dont hate you like i hate the person who wrote 10 Reasons Why Romainians Couldn’t Have Done 9/11. i really hate that guy
April 8th, 2008 at 7:39 am
yes they are nice…
May 23rd, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Funny ones.
August 29th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
haha… this one is nice, ive enjoy all!! brilliant!
October 14th, 2008 at 2:08 am
Here’s one to add that i’ve encountered
Customer= My program won’t install
Tech= Is there an error message
Customer=It says to press any key
Tech= So press any key
Customer= Thats just it I can’t find the Any Key.
January 27th, 2009 at 9:51 am
hahahaha flash that was a good one. people who put this just have waaaaayyy to much time on their hands
xD
June 30th, 2009 at 3:00 am
some tech support experience:
customer: my computer is new and its not working
tech support: why have you said that?
customer: the instructions said connect all the cables, then after it should be working, ive been sitting here for an hour and still not turning on.
tech support: have you press the pwer button?
customer: what is that?is it something i can find inside the box?
customer: i cant connect to the internet, your customer service said once the line is installed i should not have any problem connecting to the internet.but i cant connect.
tech support: ok where is your modem located?
customer: inside the box that you have sent to me
June 30th, 2009 at 3:10 am
one more
customer: i want to send email but there are so many thing on my screen and i cant seem to get my email working.
tech support: ok Jean kindly close all your windows and let me know once you’re done.
customer: ok
customer: ok im done (sounds tired)
tech support: now what do you see on your screen
customer: nothing its dark?
tech support: why have you turn off your computer?
customer: no, you asked me to close all my windows and now its dark in my room.
July 23rd, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Tech: Ok now right click on the desktop…
(silence for a moment and then:)
Customer: ok I wrote “click” on my desktop, but nothing happened.