Officers were called to break up a quite interesting brawl Thursday evening after two seniors got into a physical struggle during a “presumed innocent” Bingo game. How many of the Bingo news start differently than this? Few, I tell you. But that’s not all Bingo has to offer. A good …
This math test will determine your favorite movie. Amazing! This is pretty damn amazing. Mine turned out to be “Shrek“. That’s my favorite movie! I was surprised how this worked. Be honest and don’t look at the movie list till you have done the math! Try this test and find …
Q: What is 10 km. long and never had sex? A: The line for PS3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1NTyO_THqw supadupagama writes: Nine days until Sony?s PlayStation 3 launches in America, and lines are already forming. A CAG forumer went to Best Buy this morning and saw about 7 people waiting outside. He went …
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the …
10 Reasons why us romanians can?t be terrorists: 1. 8:45 am is too early for us to be up. 2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights. 3. Pretty people on the plane distract us. 4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves. 5. …
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year …
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one… =============== Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck. Tech support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note. …
An anagram is a type of word play, the result of rearranging the letters of a word or phrase to produce other words, using all the original letters exactly once. George Bush – He bugs Gore Dormitory – Dirty Room Evangelist – Evil’s Agent Desperation – A Rope Ends It …
Another funny e-mail circulating around…. I wonder who invents this stuff. Some look genuine though. Sixty Amazing-but-True Facts! o In the weightlessness of space a frozen pea will explode if it comes in contact with Pepsi. o The increased electricity used by modern appliances is causing a shift in the …
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female.Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman?s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them …
