“I always listen to ‘NSYNC’s Tearin’ Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra.” “Marry Prince William? I’d love that. Who wouldn’t want to be a princess?” “I like to poo.” “I’m rich, freakin’ rich. It’s crazy.” “I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt.” …
I was the best man at the wedding. If I’m the best man, why is she marrying him? It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all …
?Stupidity is the devil. Look in the eye of a chicken and you’ll know. It’s the most horrifying, cannibalistic, and nightmarish creature in this world.? -Werner Herzog
“Some people say that I must be a terrible person, but it?s not true. I have the heart of a young boy – in a jar on my desk” – Stephen King
George Bush Quotes: Chew before you swallow. On TV, about his passing out eating a pretzel History is moving, and it will tend toward hope, or tend toward tragedy. I think we agree, the past is over. On his meeting with John McCain, Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000 Whether …
“I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.” – Hillary Clinton, 2000
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. Dorothy Parker (1893 – 1967)
“There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.” Cyril Connolly
“Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.” Herb Caen
