Chinese immigrants
A Chinese family (Chu, Bu, Fu and Su) recently immigrated in the USA. To integrate better in the society, they have changed their names accordingly: Chu in Chuck, Bu in Buck. The Fu and Su sisters decided to return to China.
Party in autopsy room shocks Norway
Here’s an image I didn’t want to have in my head… Published Fri, Jan 27, 2006 The Associated Press ” OSLO, Norway (AP) – Health authorities expressed shock and disgust Friday over reports that employees at a hospital in southern Norway threw a party in a post-mortem room and covered …
Police Capture Two Crocodiles Kept As Pets
What people are keeping as pets nowadays…. LISBON, Portugal (AP) – Police on Friday captured two crocodiles being kept as housepets in a house in southern Portugal, officials said. The crocodiles, 18 years old, were living in a closed backyard in conditions similar to those of their natural habitat, the …
Searching for BigFoot
From Reuters: KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) – Malaysia plans to send two teams of scientists to scour its southern rainforests and track down a huge ape said to have been spotted there, a government official said Friday. “Bigfoot” fever has dominated Malaysian newspaper headlines for several weeks now, with several dramatic …
Looking for a job
From Craigslist a couple of days ago…. ” Blowjob for Hedge Fund Help – w4m – 23 I am 23 years old; I have a BS, I am attractive, intelligent, hard working, but unemployed. If you can help me with an entry level job at a top hedge fund, i …
Cliches Come to Life
Scientists at Syracuse University, recently describing for a British journal their study of body measurements of bats, found an inverse size relationship between a male bat’s brain and testicles. The researchers hypothesized that both sperm and brains are metabolically costly to produce, and in species with relatively stable monogamous relationships, …
Bill Clinton’s problem
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees “The President Must Die” written in urine across the snow. Well, old Bill is pretty pissed off. He storms into his security staff’s headquaters …