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World’s heaviest potato
The weight of the knobbly root vegetable has not yet been verified by the Guinness Book of Records, but could be several times heavier than the existing record holder – a 7lb 13oz spud grown in the Isle of Man.
“I’ve been working the land since I was a boy, and it’s the first time I’ve [...]
Modern Day Chastity Belt – GPS Lingerie
Feminists around the world have reacted with horror to a new line of lingerie that comes equipped with a GPS tracking system.
The ‘find me if you can’ range of underwear has been described as a modern-day, high-tech chastity belt.
‘It is outrageous to think that men can buy this, programme it and give it to their [...]
Sarah Palin takes prank call from fake French president
TORONTO – Sarah Palin unwittingly took a prank call Saturday from a Canadian comedian posing as French President Nicolas Sarkozy and telling her she would make a good president someday.
“Maybe in eight years,” replies a laughing Palin.
The Republican vice presidential nominee discusses politics, the perils of hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney, and Sarkozy’s “beautiful [...]
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Best Job Ever
LONDON (Reuters) – Found: drinking companions to join elderly gentleman for a friendly beer at his local pub.
Mike Hammond was bombarded with offers after advertising in his village post office for someone to accompany his 88-year-old father Jack on visits to a southern England pub from a nursing home.
He offered the lucky winner 7 pounds [...]
Sniper position for rent during NATO Summit
The NATO Summit in Bucharest, Romania is starting soon and someone posted a hilarious ad on his blog:
“From my terrace you have a clear view of the People’s House where the NATO 2008 Summit will take place between 2nd and 4th of April. I’m renting out space for whatever needs you might have: TV crew, [...]
Full swimming pool stolen
Burglary at a whole new level….
“PATERSON, New Jersey (AP) — Daisy Valdivia is annoyed that someone stole her backyard pool — and baffled at how they did it without leaving behind a splash, drip or trace of the 1,000 gallons of water it contained.
Valdivia awoke to find her family’s hip-high, inflatable, 10-foot diameter swimming pool [...]
Bush’s watch getting stolen ?
Watch closely Bush’s arm and watch. They claim that the watch dropped and was recovered by a bodyguard, but it’s a bit odd that it dropped just when someone was “shaking his hand”, isn’t it ?
USB Humping Dog
USB Humping Dog gadget:
Created by Dan
Some pictures of how it looks:
World’s Biggest Bunny
Herman could be ‘world’s biggest bunny’
A man has been showing off his gigantic rabbit named Herman.
The mighty bunny weighs a massive 7.7kg, and his ears are a lengthy 21cm – almost as long as most pet rabbits are tall. And he is almost 1m tall.
The German Giant is even big for his breed, which usually [...]