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George Bush Quotes:

Chew before you swallow.
On TV, about his passing out eating a pretzel

History is moving, and it will tend toward hope, or tend toward tragedy.

I think we agree, the past is over.
On his meeting with John McCain, Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000

Whether we bring our enemies to justice or bring justice to our enemies, justice will be done.

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.

Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?

There’s an old saying in Tennessee ? I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee ? that says, fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me ? you can’t get fooled again.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.