” BRIDGEVILLE, Calif. – The first town ever auctioned on eBay soon will be back up for sale on the online auction site. Nearly two years after he bought the tiny town of Bridgeville, Orange County financial adviser Bruce Krall said Friday he plans to re-auction the Humboldt County hamlet …
A couple made in heaven…. ” LODI, Calif. (AP) – When a dump truck backed into Curtis Gokey’s car, he decided to sue the city for damages. Only thing is, he was the one driving the dump truck. But that minor detail didn’t stop Gokey, a Lodi city employee, from …
An adorable little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbiths?” The shopkeeper’s heart melts and he gets down on his knees, so that he’s on her level, and asks: “Do …
Here’s a very funny Brokeback Mountain parody I found on Future Lines http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uwuLxrv8jY
” NICOSIA (Reuters) – You might have the best forgery skills in the world, but it is not much use if you cannot spell. A Cyprus court jailed Pakistani national Fazal Ur Rehman for eight months for forgery after police spotted spelling mistakes on stamps on an Afghan passport he …
” BUCHAREST (Reuters) – Romanian second division soccer club UT Arad sold a player in exchange for 15 kilograms of meat, local sport daily Pro Sport reported on Monday. However, fourth division Regal Horia made a bad deal because defender Marius Cioara decided to end his footballing career and take …
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. Dorothy Parker (1893 – 1967)
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator in …
