A man gets into an elevator. A few floors up, a women gets in. After a couple of floors, the woman stops the elevator, gives him a look, takes her blouse off, rips her bra and throws it on the floor. – Come on, make me feel like a woman! …
“There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.” Cyril Connolly
” Novi Sad – A Serbian funeral director is facing legal action after organising the burial of a man who was still alive. The mistake was noticed only as the coffin was being lowered into the ground, prompting angry scenes from grieving relatives. The family from Novi Sad in Serbia …
” AMSTERDAM (Reuters) – Thousands of sports shoes washed up onto a Dutch island Friday after a passing container ship lost part of its cargo, attracting hundreds of local residents anxious to find their size. Nine containers from the Hamburg-bound ship drifted ashore on the island of Terschelling after an …
“Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.” Herb Caen
A drunk man is sitting on the sidewalk next to a bar. A stranger sees him and asks him if he needs help walking home. The drunk man answers: – Hey! Do you know who I am ? – No I don’t. Who are you ? – I’m Jesus Christ, …
