A man gets into an elevator. A few floors up, a women gets in. After a couple of floors, the woman stops the elevator, gives him a look, takes her blouse off, rips her bra and throws it on the floor. – Come on, make me feel like a woman! …
A drunk man is sitting on the sidewalk next to a bar. A stranger sees him and asks him if he needs help walking home. The drunk man answers: – Hey! Do you know who I am ? – No I don’t. Who are you ? – I’m Jesus Christ, …
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says: “The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars”. “Why does the parrot cost so much?” the customer asks. The owner says, “Well, it knows how …
Bin Laden dies and reaches the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter opens the gate, sees him and says: YOU? You want to enter HEAVEN? To which Bin Laden replies bored: Did I say I want to enter? You all have 2 minutes to exit!
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”. To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.” “Oh I see.”, replied …
A Chinese family (Chu, Bu, Fu and Su) recently immigrated in the USA. To integrate better in the society, they have changed their names accordingly: Chu in Chuck, Bu in Buck. The Fu and Su sisters decided to return to China.
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees “The President Must Die” written in urine across the snow. Well, old Bill is pretty pissed off. He storms into his security staff’s headquaters …
Network TV is reported to be developing a Texas version of “Survivor,” the popular TV show. Contestants must travel from Amarillo through Fort Worth, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio and back to Amarillo, through San Marcos and Lubbock. Each will be driving a Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads: “I …
