A radio station was running a competition – words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali. DJ: “96 FM here, what’s your name?” Caller: “Hi, my name’s Dave.” DJ: “Dave, what’s your …
Try to think outside the box. Also try not to look at the answers below and don’t think of this as a quiz. 1. man ———— board . . . . . . . Answer: man overboard Let’s see how you do next…. 2. stand ———— i . . . …
2 weeks ago I turned 35. When I got up in the morning I wasn’t feeling very well, but I was hoping that my wife will sing Happy Birthday to me and probably give me a present. She didn’t even say “hello” though. The kids took breakfast without even noticing …
The station A train station is the place where the train stops. A bus station is the place where the bus stops. A subway station is the place where the subway stops. On my work desk I have a workstation. Need I say more ?
Strange coincidences: Year 1981: – Prince Charles gets married – Liverpool wins the European Cup – The Pope dies Year 2005: – Prince Charles gets married – Liverpool wins the European Cup – The Pope dies Conclusion: If Prince Charles decides to marry again and Liverpool gets in the European …
Some guy escapes from prison. He enters a house and finds this couple in bed. He asks the guy to stand up and he ties him to a chair, then, while tying the woman to the bed, he approaches her, kisses her on the neck, then stands up and goes …
Some kindergarten kids were asked: To which direction is the bus heading? Do you know the answer ? There are only 2 possible answers : left and right. Think. You still don’t know the answer? . . . . . . . . OK. I will tell you. The kindergarten …
As if there aren’t enough of them around…still funny though Here we go: – Yo mama’s so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! – Yo mama’s so stupid that she sits on the TV and watches the couch! – Yo mama’s so stupid she tripped on …
A blonde driving a convertible passes near a corn field. She sees in the corn field another blonde in a boat, paddling. She quickly stops the car and furiously shouts: – You idiot, blondes like you are the reason why people make fun of us. I’d come over there and …
