A drunk man is sitting on the sidewalk next to a bar. A stranger sees him and asks him if he needs help walking home. The drunk man answers:

– Hey! Do you know who I am ?

– No I don’t. Who are you ?

– I’m Jesus Christ, and I can proove it. Come with me.

They both enter the bar. The bartender sees them and shouts:

– Jesus, you again ?

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