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Romanians and terrorism

10 Reasons why us romanians can?t be terrorists:

1. 8:45 am is too early for us to be up.
2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we?re there.
6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
9. We can?t keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
10. We would have put our country?s flag on the windshield


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8 Responses to “Romanians and terrorism”

  1. Daniel Says:

    I would really want to drive that plane. That was funny, thank you

  2. damian Wood Says:

    it was alright but pretty lame if u ask me

  3. RAP Says:

    that was pretty funny

  4. Bob Bean Says:

    that was by far the lamest joke i have ever heard in my life i hated every second of reading it and now hate whoever it was that wrote this stupid ass joke. i really do hate you

  5. Bob Bean Says:

    no seriously i hate you with a passion

  6. Jack Says:

    What’s funny is Bob said he “hated reading every second of it…” So the question is, if even after 1 second of hating it, why did he continue reading it? Should you hate the writer or the reader for reading all the way through?

  7. josh Romanian Says:

    Y’all don’t get it cause your not Romanian. If you were it makes perfect sense

  8. mat Says:

    hey bob. it was lame but jack got u….lol

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