10 Reasons why us romanians can?t be terrorists:
1. 8:45 am is too early for us to be up.
2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we?re there.
6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
9. We can?t keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
10. We would have put our country?s flag on the windshield

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November 22nd, 2006 at 6:45 pm
I would really want to drive that plane. That was funny, thank you
March 30th, 2007 at 5:23 am
it was alright but pretty lame if u ask me
November 16th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
that was pretty funny
December 4th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
that was by far the lamest joke i have ever heard in my life i hated every second of reading it and now hate whoever it was that wrote this stupid ass joke. i really do hate you
December 4th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
no seriously i hate you with a passion
March 13th, 2008 at 10:59 am
What’s funny is Bob said he “hated reading every second of it…” So the question is, if even after 1 second of hating it, why did he continue reading it? Should you hate the writer or the reader for reading all the way through?