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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?”
In 2002, as a result of Richard Wiseman’s research this became the funniest joke in the whole world. At that time, the joke was submitted by Gurpal Gosall, of Manchester, England.
February 26th, 2007 at 8:42 am
i dont get it… realyl…explain please?
March 1st, 2007 at 11:26 am
IT’S SO FUNNY! The operator was going to tell him to check a pulse or something but instead he shoots him. So even if he wasn’t dead to begin with, he’s dead now. PLEASE DON’T LET MY FRIENDS EVER BE THAT DUMB!! lol.
March 9th, 2007 at 9:42 am
RETARTED
March 27th, 2007 at 7:40 am
This is the gayest joke in the history of man kind, i mean i’m famous and i have heard some retarded jokes before but, this is a whole new level. who ever came up with this joke is a homo. get a life homo!!!!!!
March 30th, 2007 at 5:20 am
its funny but not the funniest in the world
April 14th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
i’m pretty sure you’re not johnny depp dude, and i’m pretty sure johnny depp has a lot more class than to say “get a life homo”.
April 18th, 2007 at 8:08 am
I’ve heard this joke a million times, and it still never gets old.
May 23rd, 2007 at 9:28 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT GUY IS SOO STUPID
May 30th, 2007 at 5:40 pm
wow wat a loser the hunter i mean.
June 6th, 2007 at 6:34 pm
this joke is so f@#$% lame it’s not even funny
June 22nd, 2007 at 5:37 pm
‘johnny depp’ isn’t really Jonny Depp, Big Gilley is ‘retarted,’ Earnie5000 doesn’t have the smarts to get it, and Gari speaks English as a second language.
Awesome joke. Maybe not the funniest (to me, opinions are not fact), but definitely up there.
September 17th, 2007 at 7:06 pm
funny!?!!
January 23rd, 2008 at 1:28 pm
did ya’ll know micheal jackson died??
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He ate a 12 year old weiner!!
Now that’s a funny joke!
March 4th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
that is creepy. Wow.
That guy is stupid
May 7th, 2008 at 11:19 am
haha…that’s like kinda a good one….
June 4th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
WOW…. that was the stupidest joke ever.
July 18th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Greatest joke of all time