Apple Intel Ad Parody
Imagine the possibilities 🙂 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6415770050655464328
The station
The station A train station is the place where the train stops. A bus station is the place where the bus stops. A subway station is the place where the subway stops. On my work desk I have a workstation. Need I say more ?
250 orgasms per day
” By Matthew Acton & Rachel Spencer SEXY Ellie Allen is a girl who just can’t say no? because she’s too busy saying Yes…Yes…YES! The pretty brunette suffers from a rare but genuine medical condition that means she has up to 250 orgasms a DAY. It’s called Permanent Sexual Arousal …
Snoop Dogg banned in Britain
” LOS ANGELES, May 16 (UPI) — U.S. rapper Calvin “Snoop Dogg” Broadus has been told he is no longer welcome in Britain. Britain’s Home Office permanently banned the Los Angeles-based, hip-hop star, who received a caution from London police Monday for his part in an April brawl at Heathrow …
Strange Coincidences
Strange coincidences: Year 1981: – Prince Charles gets married – Liverpool wins the European Cup – The Pope dies Year 2005: – Prince Charles gets married – Liverpool wins the European Cup – The Pope dies Conclusion: If Prince Charles decides to marry again and Liverpool gets in the European …
Romanian Police
Later edit: I fount another one on gigel.org. This one didn’t settle for just one parking space 🙂
Be strong
Some guy escapes from prison. He enters a house and finds this couple in bed. He asks the guy to stand up and he ties him to a chair, then, while tying the woman to the bed, he approaches her, kisses her on the neck, then stands up and goes …
Hotel pool making hair green
“Chile – A couple are suing a five star resort after its swimming pool allegedly turned a woman’s hair green. Carolina Carreno and Francisco Vargas were on their honeymoon at a top resort in Quinta Region, Chile. Carolina’s waist-length blonde hair turned green after she went for a swim on …
Hotel charging fat fee
” BERLIN (Reuters) – A German hotel owner who charges guests according to their weight defended himself Thursday against accusations he was discriminating against fat people. Juergen Heckrodt said the 50 cents ($0.64 cent) per kg rate he charges for his Hotel Ostfriesland is competitive for local three-star hotels and …