Women held for carying human head
” FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. – Airport baggage screeners found a human head with teeth, hair and skin in the luggage of a woman who said she intended to ward off evil spirits with it, authorities said Friday. Myrlene Severe, 30, a Haitian-born permanent U.S. resident, was charged Friday with smuggling …
Ooops – Bush Was Unaware The Microphone Was Still On
” CAMBRIDGE, Md. – The eavesdropping tables were turned on President Bush on Friday. The president apparently believed he was speaking privately when he talked about listening in without a warrant on domestic communications with suspected al-Qaida terrorists overseas. But reporters were the ones doing the listening in this time. …
Miracle lick makes cambodians line up
” Thousands of ill Cambodians are flocking to this northern village to be licked by a mystical cow named Preah who is curing their complaints, its owner has claimed. Farmer Puch Pich said up to 400 people have been turning up daily for the past fortnight to be slobbered over, …
Strawberry-Flavoured Bananas
” A US firm is planning to market strawberry-flavoured bananas. Chiquita International is planning a range of new flavours because it reckons bananas are becoming boring. It hopes the new range will command premium prices and draw in a new range of customers, reports Sky News. The firm is refusing …
Teen saves nurse – who saved him years ago
“A 17-year-old dishwasher at a Buffalo, N.Y., suburban restaurant saved a woman from choking — the same woman who saved him with CPR years earlier. More than six years ago, Kevin Stephan was serving as a batboy for his brother’s baseball team and accidentally got hit in the chest by …
Funny Mime Video
A funny way to mime Natalie Imbruglia’s song.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG2GIQRGjtc
Expensive parrots
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says: “The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars”. “Why does the parrot cost so much?” the customer asks. The owner says, “Well, it knows how …