Burglary at a whole new level….

pool theft“PATERSON, New Jersey (AP) — Daisy Valdivia is annoyed that someone stole her backyard pool — and baffled at how they did it without leaving behind a splash, drip or trace of the 1,000 gallons of water it contained.

Valdivia awoke to find her family’s hip-high, inflatable, 10-foot diameter swimming pool gone from her back yard Wednesday.

Valdivia told The Record of Bergen County the theft must have occurred between 1 a.m., when her husband went to bed, and 5 a.m., when she awoke.

She’s amazed someone could steal the pool that quickly and just wanted to know “what the heck they did with the water,” she said.

Valdivia told The Herald News of Passaic County that she was surprised the thieves chose the pool to steal.

“We have two grills, chairs, umbrellas, they’re much easier to take,” she told the paper”

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  1. I’ll tell you what they did with the water. They drank it, that’s what. Probably drunk.

  2. I stole it!!! I stole the pool!!!! What did I do with the water you ask? I’ll tell you. It wasn’t an elephant, it was a hippo!! I had my pet hippo drink all the water in the pool!!! MWahaahaaa!

  3. no i stole it
    i didnt drinkit
    i didnt fech my elephant
    or my hippo
    i feched my mop to do all the wet work

  4. ill tell u how they did it, its very simple. ive done it on the same kind of pool and it only takes about 20 minutes to get the pool completley empty.

    the theives had enough tubing to reach the road, which they attached to the outlet hose on one end, and the pump on the other. they then used an extension cord to plug in the pump, and used the pools own pump to empty out all the water…

    i think its pretty fuc!

    mike p
  5. lol sum cracy shit hahahaha you all retarded, much mare bezurg sh*t got stolen before! …and oh… JESUS! GET A LIFE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

    Benni in cape town (paarl)
  6. lol thats hilarious. she mustv just wanted a free pool cause you cant steal a pool in less then 4hrs and leaving no trace of water. geez. oh and btw, I stole it. i got lots of people to drink it all up and i took the pool to some apartment complex and BURNED IT

  7. HA I stole it well me and my friend Fritz you might also know him as the SHAMWOW guy yeah we used a bunch of SHAMWOW’S and soaked up the water the brought it to my house and wroung them out back into the pool refilling it.

  8. Actually It was a bunch of college dudes. They dropped in a bunch of tampons and viola water gone. Than sneakishly took off with the pool, not before they tripped over the dog.


    I so saw that one coming. yup. *nods*


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