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Full swimming pool stolen

Burglary at a whole new level….

pool theft“PATERSON, New Jersey (AP) — Daisy Valdivia is annoyed that someone stole her backyard pool — and baffled at how they did it without leaving behind a splash, drip or trace of the 1,000 gallons of water it contained.

Valdivia awoke to find her family’s hip-high, inflatable, 10-foot diameter swimming pool gone from her back yard Wednesday.

Valdivia told The Record of Bergen County the theft must have occurred between 1 a.m., when her husband went to bed, and 5 a.m., when she awoke.

She’s amazed someone could steal the pool that quickly and just wanted to know “what the heck they did with the water,” she said.

Valdivia told The Herald News of Passaic County that she was surprised the thieves chose the pool to steal.

“We have two grills, chairs, umbrellas, they’re much easier to take,” she told the paper”

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16 Responses to “Full swimming pool stolen”

  1. Sara Says:

    I’ll tell you what they did with the water. They drank it, that’s what. Probably drunk.

  2. Gabbie Says:

    Maybe they had a thirsty elephant?

  3. ian Says:

    bullshit, sounds like theyre just trying to get a free pool

  4. Jesus Says:

    I stole it!!! I stole the pool!!!! What did I do with the water you ask? I’ll tell you. It wasn’t an elephant, it was a hippo!! I had my pet hippo drink all the water in the pool!!! MWahaahaaa!

  5. terry Says:

    no i stole it
    i didnt drinkit
    i didnt fech my elephant
    or my hippo
    i feched my mop to do all the wet work

  6. Foxy Says:

    Jesus is so stupid. Go die on a cross.

  7. Trevor Says:

    U guys r retarded the proly had a hose to get the water out it isnt that big

  8. mike p Says:

    ill tell u how they did it, its very simple. ive done it on the same kind of pool and it only takes about 20 minutes to get the pool completley empty.

    the theives had enough tubing to reach the road, which they attached to the outlet hose on one end, and the pump on the other. they then used an extension cord to plug in the pump, and used the pools own pump to empty out all the water…

    i think its pretty fuc!

  9. mike Says:

    maybe they fliped it over then draged the bitch out

  10. Benni in cape town (paarl) Says:

    lol sum cracy shit hahahaha you all retarded, much mare bezurg sh*t got stolen before! …and oh… JESUS! GET A LIFE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

  11. TM Says:

    They stole the pool, because they wanted one and most likly could not afford to buy one

  12. TC-chan Says:

    lol thats hilarious. she mustv just wanted a free pool cause you cant steal a pool in less then 4hrs and leaving no trace of water. geez. oh and btw, I stole it. i got lots of people to drink it all up and i took the pool to some apartment complex and BURNED IT

  13. Jay Says:

    HA I stole it well me and my friend Fritz you might also know him as the SHAMWOW guy yeah we used a bunch of SHAMWOW’S and soaked up the water the brought it to my house and wroung them out back into the pool refilling it.

  14. Sly Says:

    Actually It was a bunch of college dudes. They dropped in a bunch of tampons and viola water gone. Than sneakishly took off with the pool, not before they tripped over the dog.


    I so saw that one coming. yup. *nods*

  15. Alaina Says:

    maybe a pump this was kinda funny

  16. JOhn Doe Says:

    I insert the water in your wife vag along w/ my magnum

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