Invented words

A radio station was running a competition – words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali. DJ: “96 FM here, what’s your name?” Caller: “Hi, my name’s Dave.” DJ: “Dave, what’s your …

The station

The station A train station is the place where the train stops. A bus station is the place where the bus stops. A subway station is the place where the subway stops. On my work desk I have a workstation. Need I say more ? We’re cute! Please share:0

Be strong

Some guy escapes from prison. He enters a house and finds this couple in bed. He asks the guy to stand up and he ties him to a chair, then, while tying the woman to the bed, he approaches her, kisses her on the neck, then stands up and goes …

Yo Mama Jokes

As if there aren’t enough of them around…still funny though Here we go: – Yo mama’s so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! – Yo mama’s so stupid that she sits on the TV and watches the couch! – Yo mama’s so stupid she tripped on …

Blondes

A blonde driving a convertible passes near a corn field. She sees in the corn field another blonde in a boat, paddling. She quickly stops the car and furiously shouts: – You idiot, blondes like you are the reason why people make fun of us. I’d come over there and …