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Invented words

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ShareA radio station was running a competition – words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali. DJ: “96 FM here, what’s your name?” Caller: “Hi, my name’s Dave.” DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?” Caller: “Goan… spelt G-O-A-N […]

Lateral Thinking

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ShareTry to think outside the box. Also try not to look at the answers below and don’t think of this as a quiz. 1. man ———— board . . . . . . . Answer: man overboard Let’s see how you do next…. 2. stand ———— i . . . . . . . Answer: […]

The reason I fired my secretary

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Share2 weeks ago I turned 35. When I got up in the morning I wasn’t feeling very well, but I was hoping that my wife will sing Happy Birthday to me and probably give me a present. She didn’t even say “hello” though. The kids took breakfast without even noticing me. I got to work […]

The station

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ShareThe station A train station is the place where the train stops. A bus station is the place where the bus stops. A subway station is the place where the subway stops. On my work desk I have a workstation. Need I say more ?

Strange Coincidences

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ShareStrange coincidences: Year 1981: – Prince Charles gets married – Liverpool wins the European Cup – The Pope dies Year 2005: – Prince Charles gets married – Liverpool wins the European Cup – The Pope dies Conclusion: If Prince Charles decides to marry again and Liverpool gets in the European Cup finals, someone better announce […]

Be strong

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ShareSome guy escapes from prison. He enters a house and finds this couple in bed. He asks the guy to stand up and he ties him to a chair, then, while tying the woman to the bed, he approaches her, kisses her on the neck, then stands up and goes to the bathroom. The man […]

Kindergarten test

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ShareSome kindergarten kids were asked: To which direction is the bus heading? Do you know the answer ? There are only 2 possible answers : left and right. Think. You still don’t know the answer? . . . . . . . . OK. I will tell you. The kindergarten kids have answered “left”. When […]

Yo Mama Jokes

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ShareAs if there aren’t enough of them around…still funny though Here we go: – Yo mama’s so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! – Yo mama’s so stupid that she sits on the TV and watches the couch! – Yo mama’s so stupid she tripped on a cordless phone. – Yo […]

Blondes

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ShareA blonde driving a convertible passes near a corn field. She sees in the corn field another blonde in a boat, paddling. She quickly stops the car and furiously shouts: – You idiot, blondes like you are the reason why people make fun of us. I’d come over there and teach you a lesson, but […]

Why do women have 2 hands ?

ShareWhy do women have 2 hands ? . . . . And men ?